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-- bootyInspector [BI] has started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI:
lol so I'm guessing kyle didn't kill you after all hahaha
OD:
Dude.
OD:
What was that.
OD:
When he fucking exploded, like what was that/
BI:
dude I dunno that's what I'm asking?
BI:
like what happened after my sweetass buzzsaw accident I missed the rest of the fight :(
OD:
No, kenny like
OD:
you know his normal Jew Rage, right?
OD:
Now imagine he's on speed AND crack.
OD:
That's what happened.
OD:
It was so
OD:
unbelievably
OD:
hot
BI:
dude
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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started trolling hatesGuarddogs [HGD] --

OD:
Christophe.
OD:
I have been searching for
OD:
I don't even know what time it is
HGD:
oui well you are in the fucking void
HGD:
it is nothing
HGD:
what do you expect
OD:
What do I EXPECT?
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-- terminallyCapricious [TC] has started trolling omniponentDictator [OD] --

TC:
hEy PuDgY bRo.
TC:
tHoSe PiEs YoU gAvE mE
TC:
tHeY'rE lIkE wRoNg
TC:
LiKe SeRiOuSlY MuThAfUcKiN wRoNg
TC:
tHeY'rE LiKe HaRsH aNd ShIt
TC:
aNd ThEy BlEw Up ThE OvEn
OD:
SHUT UP ASSHOLE, I'm hiding.

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-- loves2Spooge [L2S] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD]--

L2S:
HEY FATASS
L2S:
get your ass out of the void
OD:
Nope.
OD:
No no no no no
OD:
No no no no no
OD:
No no no no no no no no no no
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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started trolling kvetchingTechsupport [KTS] --
KTS:
Cartman.
KTS:
We need to talk.
KTS:
And I mean now.
OD:
Kyle, I'm kinda busy floating around watching some reruns of Gypsy wedding.
OD:
What do you want.
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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started trolling hatesGuarddogs [HGD] --

OD:
Christophe.
OD:
Can you uh, shove me in some void?
HGD:
no
HGD:
it does not work like that
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-- arsenicCatnip [AC] started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] --

AC:
:33 < *ac quietly and swiftly cr33ps into the hive of od and growls what the fuck??*
OD:
I don't know what I did fucking wrong, Nep!
OD:
I was just trying to help!
OD:
And they accepted me, but now they want to cull me.
OD:
is this just some kind of initiation thing?
AC:
:33 < no!
OD:
So
OD:
they really want to cull me then.
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-- loves2Spooge [L2S] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

L2S:
Hey fatass do you really think you're a troll
OD:
I just IDENTIFY with them.
OD:
Okay?
OD:
They have the superior culture.
L2S:
Dude in their culture you'd be dead for being fat
OD:
NO
OD:
First off, fuck you I'm not fat.
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-- bootyInspector [BI] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI:
yo dude so how's the psycho matchmaking going haha
OD:
Terrible.
OD:
Everyone's black for me now.
OD:
It all backfired and Kyle won't even talk to me.
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--omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering incitedtoRiot[ITR]--

OD:
So are you going to just sit there as Kyle BASICALLY starts attacking his own team member?
OD:
What kind of "Leader" are you?
OD:
Shouldn't we be instructing him to take out that frustration on his fucking Jew Jersey planet?
ITR:
What, I'm now officially recognised as the leader by you?
ITR:
Really.
OD:
"LeadeR"
OD:
Asshole.
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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] --

OD:sup eridan
CA: if you knoww wwhats good for you youll close out of this chat right noww
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-- bootyInspector [BI] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI:
dude remember when you went batshit crazy and threw all your toys away? which ones was that, like, polly peemypants and there was like... a bear?
OD:
What are you talking about? I didn't play with toys like that...
OD:
I played with like Muscleman Mark and maybe Clyde frog.
BI:
yeah ok dude ok sure you didn't
OD:
And Peter Panda.
OD:
And Rumpletumpskin who was this badass dragon.
OD:
And there MAY have been a doll named Polly Prissypants.
OD:
But she was like, the chick character.
OD:
Or else they'd all be gay.
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-- omniponentDictator [OD] started pestering centuarsTesticle [CT] ! --

OD:
Horse troll!
CT:
D--> My name is Equius
OD:
Sure, whatever.
OD:
What's the lowest class you'll bang on the hemospectrum.
CT:
D--> E%cuse me
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has unblocked omniponentDictator [OD] ! --

CG:
IS BEARD ENVY A REAL HUMAN PHENOMENA
OD:
Well Well Well, look what the cat threw up in the litter box.
CG:
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION OR I'M BLOCKING YOU AGAIN
OD:
Or should I say, kar-cat?
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--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling omniponenetDictator [OD]!--

CG:
YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT
I WILL SAY THIS ONCE AND ONLY ONCE
YOU SOLICIT MY MOIRAIL AGAIN AND I WILL PUT A SICKLE SO FAR UP YOUR HUMAN NOOK IT WILL BE LIKE A HIDEOUS BLOODY PUPPET SHOW
SHIT WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE A NOOK. FUCK.
I WILL *MAKE* YOU A FUCKING NOOK, THEN, AND THEN PROCEED AS PLANNED.

OD:
Oh fuck no.
It's worse than I imagined.
He's troll BFFs with a troll who won't even reveal his blood type
Fuck, Karkat - don't take this the wrong way bro, but
you have to tell me your blood color.
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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] --

OD: You're kitty girl, right?
AC: :33 < *ac looks up from her comfurrtably curled up position to acknowledge the stranger with kitty indifference*
OD: Yup.
OD: This is Kitty Troll.
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Current Mood: amused

-- omniponentDictator [OD] has started trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] --

OD: Hey Clown Guy.

OD: What's a Bard?

TC:oH sNaP wHo'S tHiS mUtHaFuCkA?

TC:aRe YoU oNe Of ThOsE hUmAn DaWgS?

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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering twinArmageddons [TA] --

OD: So uh, Sollux right? Crazy memo, geeze. A lot of shit got flung and people died and uh

OD: shit got said.

OD: Now I'm not SAYING what Stan said sounded true at all or whatever, I mean like - trolls and humans right? Totally fucked up.

OD: But you know if you ever want to like, see if the grass is greener on the other side? I'm totally game.

OD: We could watch some of that hardcore black shit you have and just have a good time.

TA: what the fuck do you want.

TA: iim not 2endiing you fuckiing porn.
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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering bootyInspector [BI] --

OD:

Kenny, so like, you can't go God Tier now?

BI:

dude I don't fucking know how that shit works lol
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-- omniponentDictator [OD] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

OD: Karkat, can I ask you a question?

CG: JEGUS.

CG: WHAT

OD: Is it possible for a troll to have black feelings for an Alien?

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Recent Entries

BI: Check on Totally-not-Moirail

OD: Panic and Ship. Simultaneously.

TC: File a Formal Complaint about the Pies

L2S: Require Eyebleach

KTS: Warn Cartman

OD: Seek Void Player

AC: Hiss [takes place after PPT]

OD: Get Mocked

OD: Have Epiphany

OD: Attempt Overthrow

ZT: What Are You Doing

BI: Pester OD

OD: Pry Moar

CG: Unblock OD

CG: Stake Your Ground

OD: Meet Flushcrush

OD: Seek Bard of Rage

CM: Get Schoolfed at Blackrom (Finally)

OD: Check on 'Moirail'

cupidMe: Ask Karkat A Series of Terrible Questions