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erictcartman-- omniponentDictator [OD] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
OD: Karkat, can I ask you a question?
CG: JEGUS.
CG: WHAT
OD: Is it possible for a troll to have black feelings for an Alien?
CG: WHAT??
OD: I just want to know.
CG: NO
CG: THAT'S RIDICULOUS
OD: For my own resear- what, REALLY?
CG: HOW THE FUCK WOULD THAT EVEN WORK
OD: I don't know! Ask your Bee Friend!
CG: PART OF KISMESSITUDE IS FILLING YOUR BUCKETS FOR THE DRONES
CG: YOU COULDN'T DO THAT WITH AN ALIEN WITHOUT GETTING CULLED
CG: IT WOULD BE LIKE FEELING BLACK FOR YOUR FAVORITE GAMEGRUB
CG: WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT??
CG: AND WHY WOULD SOLLUX BE THE ONE TO ASK
OD: Does Black Feels ONLY have to do with Making Wrigglers?
OD: Because APPARENTLY
OD: RUMOR HAS IT
OD: He's black for a Human.
OD: You didn't hear this from me though.
CG: NO HE ISN'T.
OD: Uh, yeah he is.
OD: I can get proof.
CG: GO FUCK YOURSELF, NO HE ISN'T.
CG: HE'S MY BEST FRIEND, I'D FUCKING KNOW
OD: How
OD: would that make a difference.
CG: WHATEVER PROOF YOU'VE GOT IS ABOUT AS FAKE AS YOUR ATTEMPTS AT QUADRANTS
OD: He's your moirail?
CG: NO
CG: IF HE WAS MY MOIRAIL I'D HAVE SAID HE'S MY MOIRAIL, IDIOT
OD: You just said he was your Best Friend!
CG: THEY'RE NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING!!!!!!!
CG: HOLY FUCK SAVE ME FROM IDIOTIC ALIENS
OD: They're not?!
CG: NO!
CG: YOU CAN BE BEST FRIENDS WITH YOUR MOIRAIL, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY NEVER OVERLAP
CG: BUT A MOIRALLEGANCE IS A SPECIFIC AND SPECIAL ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BASED ON BALANCING AND PACIFICATION AND
CG: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, ESSENTIALLY, SINCE HUMANS DON'T DO QUADRANTS
OD: Nah that proves it, Kenny's my moirail and best friend.
OD: Anyway this is what YOUR best friend isn't telling you:
OD:
TA: hey 2hiit2ponge.
L2S: Hey lisp dude
wait I thought you blocked me
or fuck...d losing track
of which trolls have me blocked
TA: ehehe no ii need 2hiit from you.
what the fuck kiind of 2hiit gro22e2 od out?
ii triied putting 2ome raunchya22 guy blackrom 2hiit on hii2 da2h 2iince apparently that2 you fucker2 nono button but he fuckiing liike2 iit.
2o now ii have hiim crawliing all over my bulge for more.
OD: Total blackflirting, right?
CG: HARDLY.
OD: UNBLOCKED Stan to get to me.
OD: STAN.
OD: You all HATE Stan.
OD: Man he must have it BAD for me.
OD: Awesome.
CG: BECAUSE STAN'S A LIVING BREATHING PILE OF FETID SOLIDIFIED WASTE
CG: BUT SOLLUX IS JUST A SHIT
OD: A shit with a Troll Boner for me.
OD: Wanting me to crawl all over it.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS A BONER
OD: Oh shit i think I saw this in one of your porns
OD: It was caled a wiggly?
OD: Shit thats like 2nd Grade right there.
CG: OH MY FUCK. WHY IS THIS CONVERSATION HAPPENING.
CG: WHY IS AN ALIEN TALKING ABOUT UNSHEATHED BULGES AT ME
OD: BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW IF ITS TRUE.
CG: WHAT EXACTLY DID I DO TO EARN THIS???
CG: I'VE LIVED A SHITTY LIFE, I'LL ADMIT IT, BUT NOTHING WORTH THIS
CG: MAYBE THE UNIVERSE JUST KNOWS I'M GOING TO FUCK UP IN SOME PREVIOUSLY UNTHOUGHT OF WAY
CG: AND IS PREEMPTIVELY PUNISHING ME
OD: Heard you got into a Fight with Stan.
OD: How'd that go.
CG: IF BY FIGHT YOU MEAN AN ELEGANT SERVING OF HIS OWN ASS BACK TO HIM, THEN YEAH
OD: Elegant?
OD: What other words would you describe it as?
CG: BRUTAL AND EFFICIENT
CG: HOW THE FUCK DID YOUR RACE BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES ON YOUR PLANET WITH SUCH A LACK OF DEFENSIVE FEATURES
CG: SQUISHY, THIN SKIN, NO NAILS, FLAT TEETH, SHORT
CG: WAS EARTH JUST SOME KIND OF SOFT, PANSY, PILLOWFORT OF A PLANET?
CG: WERE YOUR BIGGEST EVOLUTIONARY RIVALS DEAF AND BLIND WORMBEASTS??
OD: No, I WISH but.
OD: I mean I'M fucking strong as shit and i can take anyone down.
OD: But some fucks are born weak as balls.
OD: So they die first.
CG: THE OTHER HUMANS HAVE ALL CLARIFIED THAT YOU ASSHOLES DON'T CULL YOUR WEAK OR INFIRM
OD: Natural Selection.
OD: Aids etc
OD: Street Violence
OD: ODing from Drugs..
OD: That shit.
CG: WHATEVER
CG: SPOILER: I DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT
CG: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES LEFT AND YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC, SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER IF THERE WERE ANY DECENT HUMANS AROUND SHAMEFULLY WITHOLDING THEMSELVES FROM YOUR GENE POOLS OR NOT
CG: THEY'RE DEAD NOW
OD: Yeah I'm not really interested in "pailing" anyone on our team.
CG: YOU CAN'T PAIL, YOU'RE AN ALIEN
CG: HOLY FUCK.
CG: IS THIS WHAT BEING HUMAN HIGH FEELS LIKE? IS THIS SENSE OF TOTAL DISCONNECTION FROM ANYTHING I RECOGNIZE AS REALITY WHAT SOLLUX WAS TALKING ABOUT??
OD: Oh nooooo
OD: Sollux is a pothead?
OD: That's going to change when we go Pitch.
CG: HERE, I'M GOING TO BREAK THIS INTO TINY LITTLE RETARD WORDS FOR THE RETARD
CG: (THAT'S YOU!)
CG: SOLLUX ISN'T BLACK FOR YOU
CG: SOLLUX HAS A KISMESIS ALREADY
CG: AND, FRANKLY, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH CAPTOR ANYWAY
OD: Well he's OBVIOUSLY NOT SATISFIED if he's going around asking the WORST HUMAN ALIVE how to ANNOY ME
OD: so I can CRAWL ALL OVER HIS BULGE.
CG: HE LIKES HIS RIVALS SMART
OD: I AM FUCKING SMART.
CG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CG: LOOK, IT'S SARCASTIC LAUGHTER!
OD: BE SARCASTIC ALL YOU WANT.
OD: THE EVIDENCE IS SPLAYED OUT FOR OU
OD: So tell whoever is his kissmesis that HE'S MOVED ON.
OD: SORRY
OD: He wants some ALIEN FUCKING ASS.
CG: IF MENTIONING HIS BULGE IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS SOMEONE ELSE MEANT CAPTOR WAS PITCH, HE WOULD BE GETTING MORE SPADES THAN A PITCHPORN STAR
CG: AND YES, I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT!
CG: ALERTING ERIDAN THAT ANOTHER SHITTY ALIEN IS FUCKING WITH ONE OF HIS QUADRANTS, WHAT A FANTASTIC FUCKING IDEA
OD: oh shit
CG: HELL, MAYBE HE'S STILL GOT BLOOD ON HIS FACE FROM RIPPING OPEN BI'S DREAMBODY, THEN HE'LL ONLY HAVE TO WASH HIS HIDEOUS HAIR ONCE!
OD: wait
OD: so i have to fight fishtroll
OD: Oh shit no
OD: Theyre pitch?! But Fishtroll is Royalty!
CG: OH. MY. FUCK.
OD: And Fucking Sollux, he's kind of a shitty tier, right?
OD: OHhh my god.'
CG: BJK;LVBJK;LCBJKBJKLCJKL
CG: BJVL
CG: JK;LC
OD: Oh noooo fuck they'll never accept it
CG: WOW, THANKS, ASSHOLE, I JUST FUCKEDU P MY KEYBOARD WITH MY SKULL
OD: How the FUCK is he going to explain to his fucking Fish Royal Court
OD: He can't mess up the bloodline!
CG: ........WHAT??????????
OD: OH fuck
OD: Damn it its perfect
OD: but they don't belong together
OD: It's so tragic
CG: WHAT IN ALL SHITTING FUCKS ARE YOU SPEWING FROM YOUR GIBBERING NOISE GASH?
OD: THEIR UNFORTUNATE SITUATION
OD: Theyre pitch for each other but its a prince and palper type deal
OD: And I totally get it, I'm white Aryan and my kissmeshits a JEw
CG: WHAT THE SHIT IS A PAUPER?
OD: so like, I see the Appeal?
OD: But its WAY DIFFERENT FOR HIM
OD: I'm
OD: I'm going to have to break it to him that it won't work.
CG: OH NO
CG: FUCK THAT
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SOPORED, DELUSIONAL BRAIN HAS APPARENTLY THOUGHT UP
OD: I obviously have a better chance if I'm a "Rustblood" which is totally lame but whatever
CG: BUT WHATEVER *MYSTICAL FANTASTY* INVOLVING HUMAN PAUPERS AND FISH COURT IS STAYING *IN YOUR BRAIN*
CG: HE'S ALREADY OUT FUCKING YOU ASSHOLES UP
CG: IF YOU TRY AND RILE HIM UP MORE I'LL PUT A SICKLE THROUGH YOUR DREAMSELF'S EYESOCKET
OD: What, are you involved too?
OD: But you're hemoanonymous! I don't even know WHO to pair you with
CG: WHAT?!
CG: WAIT IS THIS
CG: ARE YOU *SHIPPING US*?!!!?
OD: But Fishtroll and Sollux can NOT stay together
OD: it's said and perfect in a TRAGIC sense
OD: but it won't work
OD: No
OD: Eridan and Fishy Princess wree OBVIOUSLY meant to be together
OD: and he should OBS be black for horse dude
CG: NO, FUCK THIS, I ALREADY HAVE TO BORDERLINE TOLERATE THIS FROM NEPETA
OD: since theyre noble and shit
CG: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT SOME BULLSHIT IGNORANT ALIEN IS DOING THIS SHIT TOO
OD: Well YOU'RE LUCKY
OD: BECAUSE I CANT PAIR YOU WITH ANYONE
OD: NOT YET
OD: NOT UNTIL I KNOW WHERE YOUR CLASS IS
CG: WOW SPOILER: YOUR CHILDISH AND RETARDED SHIPPING WALL HAS NO ACTUAL EFFECT ON REALITY!
OD: WHATEVER
OD: WHATEVER
OD: I'm a GREAT Hitch!
CG: I WILL CONTINUE ALONG WITH MY QUADRANTS AS PLANNED, CONFIDENT IN THE FACT THAT UNLIKE THE OTHER PERSON IN THIS CHAT WINDOW I'M NOT SO WILLFULLY IGNORANT THAT IT'S ACTUALLY EMBARRASSING
OD: I'm the WHITE Hitch!
CG: **FUCK YOU THAT MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE***
CG: YOU
OD: I already helpd out so many of my friends!
CG: AND YOUR SHITTY PLANET
CG: TOOK A GREAT FUCKING PLOT
CG: AND RUINED IT WITH YOUR SHITTY TROLL WILL SMITH KNOCK OFF AND YOUR SINGLE QUADRANT BULLSHIT
CG: IF YOU HAD THE SLIGHTEST FUCKING SHRED OF DECENCY YOU'D CULL YOURSELF TO APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR SPECIES INFLICTING THAT ON THE UNIVERSE
OD: No man, I have too much work to do.
OD: You guys need direction in your relationships.
CG: OH MY SHIT
CG: NO
CG: I AM GOING TO
CG: I WILL TELL NEPETA YOU'RE ACTIVELY TRYING TO SINK HER SHIPS
CG: SHE'LL TELL EQUIUS
CG: YOU WILL HAVE EQUIUS ZAHHAK COME FOR YOUR BLOOD
OD: Someone else is into this shit?
OD: Oh man which one is Nepeta
CG: YES, WHAT A GOOD IDEA. GO ARGUE WITH HER ABOUT THIS. PERFECT.
CG: ARSENICCATNIP
OD: Done.
[[OD stopped pestering CG]]
OD: Karkat, can I ask you a question?
CG: JEGUS.
CG: WHAT
OD: Is it possible for a troll to have black feelings for an Alien?
CG: WHAT??
OD: I just want to know.
CG: NO
CG: THAT'S RIDICULOUS
OD: For my own resear- what, REALLY?
CG: HOW THE FUCK WOULD THAT EVEN WORK
OD: I don't know! Ask your Bee Friend!
CG: PART OF KISMESSITUDE IS FILLING YOUR BUCKETS FOR THE DRONES
CG: YOU COULDN'T DO THAT WITH AN ALIEN WITHOUT GETTING CULLED
CG: IT WOULD BE LIKE FEELING BLACK FOR YOUR FAVORITE GAMEGRUB
CG: WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT??
CG: AND WHY WOULD SOLLUX BE THE ONE TO ASK
OD: Does Black Feels ONLY have to do with Making Wrigglers?
OD: Because APPARENTLY
OD: RUMOR HAS IT
OD: He's black for a Human.
OD: You didn't hear this from me though.
CG: NO HE ISN'T.
OD: Uh, yeah he is.
OD: I can get proof.
CG: GO FUCK YOURSELF, NO HE ISN'T.
CG: HE'S MY BEST FRIEND, I'D FUCKING KNOW
OD: How
OD: would that make a difference.
CG: WHATEVER PROOF YOU'VE GOT IS ABOUT AS FAKE AS YOUR ATTEMPTS AT QUADRANTS
OD: He's your moirail?
CG: NO
CG: IF HE WAS MY MOIRAIL I'D HAVE SAID HE'S MY MOIRAIL, IDIOT
OD: You just said he was your Best Friend!
CG: THEY'RE NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING!!!!!!!
CG: HOLY FUCK SAVE ME FROM IDIOTIC ALIENS
OD: They're not?!
CG: NO!
CG: YOU CAN BE BEST FRIENDS WITH YOUR MOIRAIL, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY NEVER OVERLAP
CG: BUT A MOIRALLEGANCE IS A SPECIFIC AND SPECIAL ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BASED ON BALANCING AND PACIFICATION AND
CG: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, ESSENTIALLY, SINCE HUMANS DON'T DO QUADRANTS
OD: Nah that proves it, Kenny's my moirail and best friend.
OD: Anyway this is what YOUR best friend isn't telling you:
OD:
TA: hey 2hiit2ponge.
L2S: Hey lisp dude
wait I thought you blocked me
or fuck...d losing track
of which trolls have me blocked
TA: ehehe no ii need 2hiit from you.
what the fuck kiind of 2hiit gro22e2 od out?
ii triied putting 2ome raunchya22 guy blackrom 2hiit on hii2 da2h 2iince apparently that2 you fucker2 nono button but he fuckiing liike2 iit.
2o now ii have hiim crawliing all over my bulge for more.
OD: Total blackflirting, right?
CG: HARDLY.
OD: UNBLOCKED Stan to get to me.
OD: STAN.
OD: You all HATE Stan.
OD: Man he must have it BAD for me.
OD: Awesome.
CG: BECAUSE STAN'S A LIVING BREATHING PILE OF FETID SOLIDIFIED WASTE
CG: BUT SOLLUX IS JUST A SHIT
OD: A shit with a Troll Boner for me.
OD: Wanting me to crawl all over it.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS A BONER
OD: Oh shit i think I saw this in one of your porns
OD: It was caled a wiggly?
OD: Shit thats like 2nd Grade right there.
CG: OH MY FUCK. WHY IS THIS CONVERSATION HAPPENING.
CG: WHY IS AN ALIEN TALKING ABOUT UNSHEATHED BULGES AT ME
OD: BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW IF ITS TRUE.
CG: WHAT EXACTLY DID I DO TO EARN THIS???
CG: I'VE LIVED A SHITTY LIFE, I'LL ADMIT IT, BUT NOTHING WORTH THIS
CG: MAYBE THE UNIVERSE JUST KNOWS I'M GOING TO FUCK UP IN SOME PREVIOUSLY UNTHOUGHT OF WAY
CG: AND IS PREEMPTIVELY PUNISHING ME
OD: Heard you got into a Fight with Stan.
OD: How'd that go.
CG: IF BY FIGHT YOU MEAN AN ELEGANT SERVING OF HIS OWN ASS BACK TO HIM, THEN YEAH
OD: Elegant?
OD: What other words would you describe it as?
CG: BRUTAL AND EFFICIENT
CG: HOW THE FUCK DID YOUR RACE BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES ON YOUR PLANET WITH SUCH A LACK OF DEFENSIVE FEATURES
CG: SQUISHY, THIN SKIN, NO NAILS, FLAT TEETH, SHORT
CG: WAS EARTH JUST SOME KIND OF SOFT, PANSY, PILLOWFORT OF A PLANET?
CG: WERE YOUR BIGGEST EVOLUTIONARY RIVALS DEAF AND BLIND WORMBEASTS??
OD: No, I WISH but.
OD: I mean I'M fucking strong as shit and i can take anyone down.
OD: But some fucks are born weak as balls.
OD: So they die first.
CG: THE OTHER HUMANS HAVE ALL CLARIFIED THAT YOU ASSHOLES DON'T CULL YOUR WEAK OR INFIRM
OD: Natural Selection.
OD: Aids etc
OD: Street Violence
OD: ODing from Drugs..
OD: That shit.
CG: WHATEVER
CG: SPOILER: I DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT
CG: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES LEFT AND YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC, SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER IF THERE WERE ANY DECENT HUMANS AROUND SHAMEFULLY WITHOLDING THEMSELVES FROM YOUR GENE POOLS OR NOT
CG: THEY'RE DEAD NOW
OD: Yeah I'm not really interested in "pailing" anyone on our team.
CG: YOU CAN'T PAIL, YOU'RE AN ALIEN
CG: HOLY FUCK.
CG: IS THIS WHAT BEING HUMAN HIGH FEELS LIKE? IS THIS SENSE OF TOTAL DISCONNECTION FROM ANYTHING I RECOGNIZE AS REALITY WHAT SOLLUX WAS TALKING ABOUT??
OD: Oh nooooo
OD: Sollux is a pothead?
OD: That's going to change when we go Pitch.
CG: HERE, I'M GOING TO BREAK THIS INTO TINY LITTLE RETARD WORDS FOR THE RETARD
CG: (THAT'S YOU!)
CG: SOLLUX ISN'T BLACK FOR YOU
CG: SOLLUX HAS A KISMESIS ALREADY
CG: AND, FRANKLY, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH CAPTOR ANYWAY
OD: Well he's OBVIOUSLY NOT SATISFIED if he's going around asking the WORST HUMAN ALIVE how to ANNOY ME
OD: so I can CRAWL ALL OVER HIS BULGE.
CG: HE LIKES HIS RIVALS SMART
OD: I AM FUCKING SMART.
CG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CG: LOOK, IT'S SARCASTIC LAUGHTER!
OD: BE SARCASTIC ALL YOU WANT.
OD: THE EVIDENCE IS SPLAYED OUT FOR OU
OD: So tell whoever is his kissmesis that HE'S MOVED ON.
OD: SORRY
OD: He wants some ALIEN FUCKING ASS.
CG: IF MENTIONING HIS BULGE IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS SOMEONE ELSE MEANT CAPTOR WAS PITCH, HE WOULD BE GETTING MORE SPADES THAN A PITCHPORN STAR
CG: AND YES, I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT!
CG: ALERTING ERIDAN THAT ANOTHER SHITTY ALIEN IS FUCKING WITH ONE OF HIS QUADRANTS, WHAT A FANTASTIC FUCKING IDEA
OD: oh shit
CG: HELL, MAYBE HE'S STILL GOT BLOOD ON HIS FACE FROM RIPPING OPEN BI'S DREAMBODY, THEN HE'LL ONLY HAVE TO WASH HIS HIDEOUS HAIR ONCE!
OD: wait
OD: so i have to fight fishtroll
OD: Oh shit no
OD: Theyre pitch?! But Fishtroll is Royalty!
CG: OH. MY. FUCK.
OD: And Fucking Sollux, he's kind of a shitty tier, right?
OD: OHhh my god.'
CG: BJK;LVBJK;LCBJKBJKLCJKL
CG: BJVL
CG: JK;LC
OD: Oh noooo fuck they'll never accept it
CG: WOW, THANKS, ASSHOLE, I JUST FUCKEDU P MY KEYBOARD WITH MY SKULL
OD: How the FUCK is he going to explain to his fucking Fish Royal Court
OD: He can't mess up the bloodline!
CG: ........WHAT??????????
OD: OH fuck
OD: Damn it its perfect
OD: but they don't belong together
OD: It's so tragic
CG: WHAT IN ALL SHITTING FUCKS ARE YOU SPEWING FROM YOUR GIBBERING NOISE GASH?
OD: THEIR UNFORTUNATE SITUATION
OD: Theyre pitch for each other but its a prince and palper type deal
OD: And I totally get it, I'm white Aryan and my kissmeshits a JEw
CG: WHAT THE SHIT IS A PAUPER?
OD: so like, I see the Appeal?
OD: But its WAY DIFFERENT FOR HIM
OD: I'm
OD: I'm going to have to break it to him that it won't work.
CG: OH NO
CG: FUCK THAT
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SOPORED, DELUSIONAL BRAIN HAS APPARENTLY THOUGHT UP
OD: I obviously have a better chance if I'm a "Rustblood" which is totally lame but whatever
CG: BUT WHATEVER *MYSTICAL FANTASTY* INVOLVING HUMAN PAUPERS AND FISH COURT IS STAYING *IN YOUR BRAIN*
CG: HE'S ALREADY OUT FUCKING YOU ASSHOLES UP
CG: IF YOU TRY AND RILE HIM UP MORE I'LL PUT A SICKLE THROUGH YOUR DREAMSELF'S EYESOCKET
OD: What, are you involved too?
OD: But you're hemoanonymous! I don't even know WHO to pair you with
CG: WHAT?!
CG: WAIT IS THIS
CG: ARE YOU *SHIPPING US*?!!!?
OD: But Fishtroll and Sollux can NOT stay together
OD: it's said and perfect in a TRAGIC sense
OD: but it won't work
OD: No
OD: Eridan and Fishy Princess wree OBVIOUSLY meant to be together
OD: and he should OBS be black for horse dude
CG: NO, FUCK THIS, I ALREADY HAVE TO BORDERLINE TOLERATE THIS FROM NEPETA
OD: since theyre noble and shit
CG: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT SOME BULLSHIT IGNORANT ALIEN IS DOING THIS SHIT TOO
OD: Well YOU'RE LUCKY
OD: BECAUSE I CANT PAIR YOU WITH ANYONE
OD: NOT YET
OD: NOT UNTIL I KNOW WHERE YOUR CLASS IS
CG: WOW SPOILER: YOUR CHILDISH AND RETARDED SHIPPING WALL HAS NO ACTUAL EFFECT ON REALITY!
OD: WHATEVER
OD: WHATEVER
OD: I'm a GREAT Hitch!
CG: I WILL CONTINUE ALONG WITH MY QUADRANTS AS PLANNED, CONFIDENT IN THE FACT THAT UNLIKE THE OTHER PERSON IN THIS CHAT WINDOW I'M NOT SO WILLFULLY IGNORANT THAT IT'S ACTUALLY EMBARRASSING
OD: I'm the WHITE Hitch!
CG: **FUCK YOU THAT MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE***
CG: YOU
OD: I already helpd out so many of my friends!
CG: AND YOUR SHITTY PLANET
CG: TOOK A GREAT FUCKING PLOT
CG: AND RUINED IT WITH YOUR SHITTY TROLL WILL SMITH KNOCK OFF AND YOUR SINGLE QUADRANT BULLSHIT
CG: IF YOU HAD THE SLIGHTEST FUCKING SHRED OF DECENCY YOU'D CULL YOURSELF TO APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR SPECIES INFLICTING THAT ON THE UNIVERSE
OD: No man, I have too much work to do.
OD: You guys need direction in your relationships.
CG: OH MY SHIT
CG: NO
CG: I AM GOING TO
CG: I WILL TELL NEPETA YOU'RE ACTIVELY TRYING TO SINK HER SHIPS
CG: SHE'LL TELL EQUIUS
CG: YOU WILL HAVE EQUIUS ZAHHAK COME FOR YOUR BLOOD
OD: Someone else is into this shit?
OD: Oh man which one is Nepeta
CG: YES, WHAT A GOOD IDEA. GO ARGUE WITH HER ABOUT THIS. PERFECT.
CG: ARSENICCATNIP
OD: Done.
[[OD stopped pestering CG]]
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