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-- bootyInspector [BI] has started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI:
lol so I'm guessing kyle didn't kill you after all hahaha
OD:
Dude.
OD:
What was that.
OD:
When he fucking exploded, like what was that/
BI:
dude I dunno that's what I'm asking?
BI:
like what happened after my sweetass buzzsaw accident I missed the rest of the fight :(
OD:
No, kenny like
OD:
you know his normal Jew Rage, right?
OD:
Now imagine he's on speed AND crack.
OD:
That's what happened.
OD:
It was so
OD:
unbelievably
OD:
hot
BI:
dude
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-- loves2Spooge [L2S] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD]--

L2S:
HEY FATASS
L2S:
get your ass out of the void
OD:
Nope.
OD:
No no no no no
OD:
No no no no no
OD:
No no no no no no no no no no
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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started trolling kvetchingTechsupport [KTS] --
KTS:
Cartman.
KTS:
We need to talk.
KTS:
And I mean now.
OD:
Kyle, I'm kinda busy floating around watching some reruns of Gypsy wedding.
OD:
What do you want.
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-- arsenicCatnip [AC] started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] --

AC:
:33 < *ac quietly and swiftly cr33ps into the hive of od and growls what the fuck??*
OD:
I don't know what I did fucking wrong, Nep!
OD:
I was just trying to help!
OD:
And they accepted me, but now they want to cull me.
OD:
is this just some kind of initiation thing?
AC:
:33 < no!
OD:
So
OD:
they really want to cull me then.
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-- bootyInspector [BI] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI:
yo dude so how's the psycho matchmaking going haha
OD:
Terrible.
OD:
Everyone's black for me now.
OD:
It all backfired and Kyle won't even talk to me.
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--omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering incitedtoRiot[ITR]--

OD:
So are you going to just sit there as Kyle BASICALLY starts attacking his own team member?
OD:
What kind of "Leader" are you?
OD:
Shouldn't we be instructing him to take out that frustration on his fucking Jew Jersey planet?
ITR:
What, I'm now officially recognised as the leader by you?
ITR:
Really.
OD:
"LeadeR"
OD:
Asshole.
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--omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering hatesGuarddogs[HGD]--

OD: Christophe for the Love of Fuck

OD: How do you put up with that fucking Piece of Work you call a Boyfrend.

HGD: quoi

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--omnipotentDictator [OD] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--

OD: Ay! You're Karkat right?

OD: I wanna know more about Quadrants and Terezi said you're an expert.

OD: A Pale Expert, to be precise.

OD: I really only want to know about this Blackrom thing though.

CG:: WHAT THE FUCK, HAVE THOSE ASSHOLES BEEN HANDING OUT OUR NAMES LIKE BEHEMOTH LEAVINGS ON 12TH PERIGREE EVE??

CG:: IS THIS SHARE ALL VALUABLE INTEL WITH POSSIBLY HOSTILE ALIENS DAY

CG:: DID I MISS THE MEMO
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CRONUS: hey good looking vwhat's cooking?

OD: Jesus fuck if I have to deal with your stupid fucking 'wwhining' one more fucking Night I am going to filet you over a Skillet you sappy Fish Fuck.Read more... )

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