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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] --

OD:sup eridan
CA: if you knoww wwhats good for you youll close out of this chat right noww
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has unblocked omniponentDictator [OD] ! --

CG:
IS BEARD ENVY A REAL HUMAN PHENOMENA
OD:
Well Well Well, look what the cat threw up in the litter box.
CG:
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION OR I'M BLOCKING YOU AGAIN
OD:
Or should I say, kar-cat?
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--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling omniponenetDictator [OD]!--

CG:
YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT
I WILL SAY THIS ONCE AND ONLY ONCE
YOU SOLICIT MY MOIRAIL AGAIN AND I WILL PUT A SICKLE SO FAR UP YOUR HUMAN NOOK IT WILL BE LIKE A HIDEOUS BLOODY PUPPET SHOW
SHIT WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE A NOOK. FUCK.
I WILL *MAKE* YOU A FUCKING NOOK, THEN, AND THEN PROCEED AS PLANNED.

OD:
Oh fuck no.
It's worse than I imagined.
He's troll BFFs with a troll who won't even reveal his blood type
Fuck, Karkat - don't take this the wrong way bro, but
you have to tell me your blood color.
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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering twinArmageddons [TA] --

OD: So uh, Sollux right? Crazy memo, geeze. A lot of shit got flung and people died and uh

OD: shit got said.

OD: Now I'm not SAYING what Stan said sounded true at all or whatever, I mean like - trolls and humans right? Totally fucked up.

OD: But you know if you ever want to like, see if the grass is greener on the other side? I'm totally game.

OD: We could watch some of that hardcore black shit you have and just have a good time.

TA: what the fuck do you want.

TA: iim not 2endiing you fuckiing porn.
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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering bootyInspector [BI] --

OD:

Kenny, so like, you can't go God Tier now?

BI:

dude I don't fucking know how that shit works lol
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-- omniponentDictator [OD] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --


OD: Karkat, can I ask you a question?


CG: JEGUS.


CG: WHAT

OD: Is it possible for a troll to have black feelings for an Alien?

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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling omniponentDictator [OD] --

CG: WHAT IS A PLANT THAT HUMANS WOULD HAVE THAT MAKES SOMEBODY INTO A HAPPY MORON????

CG: AND IS IT POISONOUS??

OD: No...

OD: Kenny and Stan got to you Guys, didnt he?

OD: You’re all doomed. Kill yourself now.

OD: There’s no Cure for Hippititus.

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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] --

OD: Ay, so Eridan was it? Fishtroll? Seen you in the Memos my HomeTroll, still keeping it classy?

OD: get it because youre a classist Troll Nazi.

CA: not anymore

CA: hasnt your leader spoken wwith you yet

OD: You mean me? Have /I/ spoke to myself yet?

OD: No, I'm not a crazy Asshole.

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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

OD: Sup Karkat.

CG: WHAT THE FUCK

CG: DON'T YOU "SUP" AT ME, YOU RANCID PIECE OF TRASH

CG: WE AREN'T FRIENDS HERE

OD: It's been a while, hasn't it? Just wanted to see how far along you Guys were. We're totally rockin it out on our Game.

CG: AND IF WE WERE FRIENDS, IT WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY RESCINDED FOR USING SUCH SHITTY SLANG

CG: YEAH, RIGHT.

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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] stopped pestering bootyInspector [BI] --

OD: Kenny, why do you think the trolls have been quiet?
BI: troll mating season, dude they all go into heat and spend a week having troll eggs or shit
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--omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering incitedtoRiot [ITR]--


OD: Alright Gregory, you're in the Game, you know the Ropes, you've met the Aliens - Now I think its Time to talk Business.

ITR: God. You're still insisting on these random capitals?

ITR: And what sort of business are you wanting to discuss? Preferably some sort of strategy regarding advancing through the levels? Or is that too much to hope for?

OD: Did you not see how the Trolls talk? They have Quirks too, I told you its a Game Thing!

ITR: Have you suddenly alchemised yourself into a troll?

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--gallowCallibrator [GC] started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD]--

GC: 4R3 YOU TH3 RUST TYP1NG HUM4N

OD: Not another one.

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--omnipotentDictator [OD] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--

OD: Ay! You're Karkat right?

OD: I wanna know more about Quadrants and Terezi said you're an expert.

OD: A Pale Expert, to be precise.

OD: I really only want to know about this Blackrom thing though.

CG:: WHAT THE FUCK, HAVE THOSE ASSHOLES BEEN HANDING OUT OUR NAMES LIKE BEHEMOTH LEAVINGS ON 12TH PERIGREE EVE??

CG:: IS THIS SHARE ALL VALUABLE INTEL WITH POSSIBLY HOSTILE ALIENS DAY

CG:: DID I MISS THE MEMO
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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] began pestering bootyInspector [BI] at 17:08 --

OD: Kenny, seriously, there's something weird going on in this Game. Has anyone besides any of us IMed you?

BI: uhhh no dude but

BI: some fucking imp thing with killer tits killed me yesterday so you know

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carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling omnipotentDictator [OD]
CG: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY IS YOUR SCREENAME ON MY TROLLIAN LIST
CG: THIS ISN'T A ROLEPLAY THING, IS IT?
CG: NEPETA IF THAT'S YOU, STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH WRIGGLER PRETEND GAMES AND DO SOMETHING ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE FOR ONCE IN YOUR TERRIBLE HEADACHE-INDUCING EXISTENCE.
OD: First off Kid, turn your fucking Capslock off. You're not intimidating anyone.
OD: Secondly? I'm like 6'0 and 270 Pounds. I eat Trolls like you for Breakfast and I've been gaming for much longer than you have. So save your "Wriggler Pretend Games" or whatever the fuck you just said for the Playpen and come back when you've got some Hair on your Balls. Maggot.
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CRONUS: hey good looking vwhat's cooking?

OD: Jesus fuck if I have to deal with your stupid fucking 'wwhining' one more fucking Night I am going to filet you over a Skillet you sappy Fish Fuck.Read more... )

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