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-- arsenicCatnip [AC] started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] --

AC:
:33 < *ac quietly and swiftly cr33ps into the hive of od and growls what the fuck??*
OD:
I don't know what I did fucking wrong, Nep!
OD:
I was just trying to help!
OD:
And they accepted me, but now they want to cull me.
OD:
is this just some kind of initiation thing?
AC:
:33 < no!
OD:
So
OD:
they really want to cull me then.
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-- bootyInspector [BI] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI:
dude remember when you went batshit crazy and threw all your toys away? which ones was that, like, polly peemypants and there was like... a bear?
OD:
What are you talking about? I didn't play with toys like that...
OD:
I played with like Muscleman Mark and maybe Clyde frog.
BI:
yeah ok dude ok sure you didn't
OD:
And Peter Panda.
OD:
And Rumpletumpskin who was this badass dragon.
OD:
And there MAY have been a doll named Polly Prissypants.
OD:
But she was like, the chick character.
OD:
Or else they'd all be gay.
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-- omniponentDictator [OD] started pestering centuarsTesticle [CT] ! --

OD:
Horse troll!
CT:
D--> My name is Equius
OD:
Sure, whatever.
OD:
What's the lowest class you'll bang on the hemospectrum.
CT:
D--> E%cuse me
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--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling omniponenetDictator [OD]!--

CG:
YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT
I WILL SAY THIS ONCE AND ONLY ONCE
YOU SOLICIT MY MOIRAIL AGAIN AND I WILL PUT A SICKLE SO FAR UP YOUR HUMAN NOOK IT WILL BE LIKE A HIDEOUS BLOODY PUPPET SHOW
SHIT WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE A NOOK. FUCK.
I WILL *MAKE* YOU A FUCKING NOOK, THEN, AND THEN PROCEED AS PLANNED.

OD:
Oh fuck no.
It's worse than I imagined.
He's troll BFFs with a troll who won't even reveal his blood type
Fuck, Karkat - don't take this the wrong way bro, but
you have to tell me your blood color.
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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering twinArmageddons [TA] --

OD: So uh, Sollux right? Crazy memo, geeze. A lot of shit got flung and people died and uh

OD: shit got said.

OD: Now I'm not SAYING what Stan said sounded true at all or whatever, I mean like - trolls and humans right? Totally fucked up.

OD: But you know if you ever want to like, see if the grass is greener on the other side? I'm totally game.

OD: We could watch some of that hardcore black shit you have and just have a good time.

TA: what the fuck do you want.

TA: iim not 2endiing you fuckiing porn.
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-- omniponentDictator [OD] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --


OD: Karkat, can I ask you a question?


CG: JEGUS.


CG: WHAT

OD: Is it possible for a troll to have black feelings for an Alien?

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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] --

OD: Ay, so Eridan was it? Fishtroll? Seen you in the Memos my HomeTroll, still keeping it classy?

OD: get it because youre a classist Troll Nazi.

CA: not anymore

CA: hasnt your leader spoken wwith you yet

OD: You mean me? Have /I/ spoke to myself yet?

OD: No, I'm not a crazy Asshole.

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-- bootyInspector [BI] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI: eric

BI: dude.

BI: :|

OD: What?! ITS FUCKING HYSTERICAL,

OD: Oh shit - I didn't give him Greek Wedding. Or Gypsy Weddings,

OD: Hold on he's got to watch that Shit.

BI: why do you even have that shit

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-- loves2Spooge [L2S] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD]--

L2S: Hey asshole

L2S: I need you to set up shit in my game

OD: WHAT A COINCIDENCE! Look who it is!

OD: I was just talking about you to Karkat today, and how you're a drunk and won't accomplish shit.

OD: Of course you need Help.

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-- bootyInspector [BI] started pestering diip5hiitNugget [DN] --

BI: ericcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc sutp

BI: *stip

BI: *stup

BI: *sup


DN: Don't fucking tell me.


DN: Dont.


DN: Fucking.


DN: Tell Me.

BI: hahahahah

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--gallowCallibrator [GC] started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD]--

GC: 4R3 YOU TH3 RUST TYP1NG HUM4N

OD: Not another one.

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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] began pestering bootyInspector [BI] at 17:08 --

OD: Kenny, seriously, there's something weird going on in this Game. Has anyone besides any of us IMed you?

BI: uhhh no dude but

BI: some fucking imp thing with killer tits killed me yesterday so you know

BI: ~ incommunicado ~Read more... )
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CRONUS: hey good looking vwhat's cooking?

OD: Jesus fuck if I have to deal with your stupid fucking 'wwhining' one more fucking Night I am going to filet you over a Skillet you sappy Fish Fuck.Read more... )

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