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2014-04-20 09:15 pm

BI: Check on Totally-not-Moirail

-- bootyInspector [BI] has started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI:
lol so I'm guessing kyle didn't kill you after all hahaha
OD:
Dude.
OD:
What was that.
OD:
When he fucking exploded, like what was that/
BI:
dude I dunno that's what I'm asking?
BI:
like what happened after my sweetass buzzsaw accident I missed the rest of the fight :(
OD:
No, kenny like
OD:
you know his normal Jew Rage, right?
OD:
Now imagine he's on speed AND crack.
OD:
That's what happened.
OD:
It was so
OD:
unbelievably
OD:
hot
BI:
dude
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2014-04-09 08:28 pm

OD: Panic and Ship. Simultaneously.

-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started trolling hatesGuarddogs [HGD] --

OD:
Christophe.
OD:
I have been searching for
OD:
I don't even know what time it is
HGD:
oui well you are in the fucking void
HGD:
it is nothing
HGD:
what do you expect
OD:
What do I EXPECT?
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2014-04-07 10:19 pm

TC: File a Formal Complaint about the Pies

-- terminallyCapricious [TC] has started trolling omniponentDictator [OD] --

TC:
hEy PuDgY bRo.
TC:
tHoSe PiEs YoU gAvE mE
TC:
tHeY'rE lIkE wRoNg
TC:
LiKe SeRiOuSlY MuThAfUcKiN wRoNg
TC:
tHeY'rE LiKe HaRsH aNd ShIt
TC:
aNd ThEy BlEw Up ThE OvEn
OD:
SHUT UP ASSHOLE, I'm hiding.

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2014-04-07 10:13 pm

L2S: Require Eyebleach

-- loves2Spooge [L2S] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD]--

L2S:
HEY FATASS
L2S:
get your ass out of the void
OD:
Nope.
OD:
No no no no no
OD:
No no no no no
OD:
No no no no no no no no no no
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2014-04-07 10:04 pm

KTS: Warn Cartman

-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started trolling kvetchingTechsupport [KTS] --
KTS:
Cartman.
KTS:
We need to talk.
KTS:
And I mean now.
OD:
Kyle, I'm kinda busy floating around watching some reruns of Gypsy wedding.
OD:
What do you want.
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2014-04-03 09:18 pm

OD: Seek Void Player

-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started trolling hatesGuarddogs [HGD] --

OD:
Christophe.
OD:
Can you uh, shove me in some void?
HGD:
no
HGD:
it does not work like that
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2014-04-03 08:15 pm

AC: Hiss [takes place after PPT]

-- arsenicCatnip [AC] started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] --

AC:
:33 < *ac quietly and swiftly cr33ps into the hive of od and growls what the fuck??*
OD:
I don't know what I did fucking wrong, Nep!
OD:
I was just trying to help!
OD:
And they accepted me, but now they want to cull me.
OD:
is this just some kind of initiation thing?
AC:
:33 < no!
OD:
So
OD:
they really want to cull me then.
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2014-04-03 08:11 pm

OD: Get Mocked

-- loves2Spooge [L2S] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

L2S:
Hey fatass do you really think you're a troll
OD:
I just IDENTIFY with them.
OD:
Okay?
OD:
They have the superior culture.
L2S:
Dude in their culture you'd be dead for being fat
OD:
NO
OD:
First off, fuck you I'm not fat.
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2014-04-03 08:06 pm

OD: Have Epiphany

-- bootyInspector [BI] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI:
yo dude so how's the psycho matchmaking going haha
OD:
Terrible.
OD:
Everyone's black for me now.
OD:
It all backfired and Kyle won't even talk to me.
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2014-04-03 08:00 pm

OD: Attempt Overthrow

--omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering incitedtoRiot[ITR]--

OD:
So are you going to just sit there as Kyle BASICALLY starts attacking his own team member?
OD:
What kind of "Leader" are you?
OD:
Shouldn't we be instructing him to take out that frustration on his fucking Jew Jersey planet?
ITR:
What, I'm now officially recognised as the leader by you?
ITR:
Really.
OD:
"LeadeR"
OD:
Asshole.
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2014-03-11 11:52 pm

OD: Pry Moar

-- omniponentDictator [OD] started pestering centuarsTesticle [CT] ! --

OD:
Horse troll!
CT:
D--> My name is Equius
OD:
Sure, whatever.
OD:
What's the lowest class you'll bang on the hemospectrum.
CT:
D--> E%cuse me
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2014-03-11 05:49 pm

OD: Meet Flushcrush

-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] --

OD: You're kitty girl, right?
AC: :33 < *ac looks up from her comfurrtably curled up position to acknowledge the stranger with kitty indifference*
OD: Yup.
OD: This is Kitty Troll.
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2014-02-27 11:46 pm

OD: Seek Bard of Rage

-- omniponentDictator [OD] has started trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] --

OD: Hey Clown Guy.

OD: What's a Bard?

TC:oH sNaP wHo'S tHiS mUtHaFuCkA?

TC:aRe YoU oNe Of ThOsE hUmAn DaWgS?

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2014-02-27 11:18 pm

CM: Get Schoolfed at Blackrom (Finally)

-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering twinArmageddons [TA] --

OD: So uh, Sollux right? Crazy memo, geeze. A lot of shit got flung and people died and uh

OD: shit got said.

OD: Now I'm not SAYING what Stan said sounded true at all or whatever, I mean like - trolls and humans right? Totally fucked up.

OD: But you know if you ever want to like, see if the grass is greener on the other side? I'm totally game.

OD: We could watch some of that hardcore black shit you have and just have a good time.

TA: what the fuck do you want.

TA: iim not 2endiing you fuckiing porn.
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2014-02-27 10:43 pm

OD: Check on 'Moirail'

-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering bootyInspector [BI] --

OD:

Kenny, so like, you can't go God Tier now?

BI:

dude I don't fucking know how that shit works lol
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2014-02-27 10:30 pm

cupidMe: Ask Karkat A Series of Terrible Questions

-- omniponentDictator [OD] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --


OD: Karkat, can I ask you a question?


CG: JEGUS.


CG: WHAT

OD: Is it possible for a troll to have black feelings for an Alien?

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2014-02-03 10:00 pm

CG: Pester OD


-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling omniponentDictator [OD] --

CG: WHAT IS A PLANT THAT HUMANS WOULD HAVE THAT MAKES SOMEBODY INTO A HAPPY MORON????

CG: AND IS IT POISONOUS??

OD: No...

OD: Kenny and Stan got to you Guys, didnt he?

OD: You’re all doomed. Kill yourself now.

OD: There’s no Cure for Hippititus.

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2014-01-28 11:26 pm

ZT: Be a Masochist

-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] --

OD: Ay, so Eridan was it? Fishtroll? Seen you in the Memos my HomeTroll, still keeping it classy?

OD: get it because youre a classist Troll Nazi.

CA: not anymore

CA: hasnt your leader spoken wwith you yet

OD: You mean me? Have /I/ spoke to myself yet?

OD: No, I'm not a crazy Asshole.

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2014-01-28 07:51 pm

BI and OD: Have Long and Hilarious Plot Developing Chat

-- bootyInspector [BI] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI: eric

BI: dude.

BI: :|

OD: What?! ITS FUCKING HYSTERICAL,

OD: Oh shit - I didn't give him Greek Wedding. Or Gypsy Weddings,

OD: Hold on he's got to watch that Shit.

BI: why do you even have that shit

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2014-01-23 12:07 am

OD: Yell at Gregory

--omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering incitedtoRiot [ITR]--

OD: Gregory, tell your fucking GRUNT to start LISTENING TO WHAT I TELL HIM.

OD: How are we supposed to fucking win this game if we can't even SHARE INTEL.

ITR: God, what.

ITR: I assume you mean Christophe?

ITR: Who, as I might point out, is not my grunt.

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