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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has unblocked omniponentDictator [OD] ! --

CG:
IS BEARD ENVY A REAL HUMAN PHENOMENA
OD:
Well Well Well, look what the cat threw up in the litter box.
CG:
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION OR I'M BLOCKING YOU AGAIN
OD:
Or should I say, kar-cat?
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--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling omniponenetDictator [OD]!--

CG:
YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT
I WILL SAY THIS ONCE AND ONLY ONCE
YOU SOLICIT MY MOIRAIL AGAIN AND I WILL PUT A SICKLE SO FAR UP YOUR HUMAN NOOK IT WILL BE LIKE A HIDEOUS BLOODY PUPPET SHOW
SHIT WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE A NOOK. FUCK.
I WILL *MAKE* YOU A FUCKING NOOK, THEN, AND THEN PROCEED AS PLANNED.

OD:
Oh fuck no.
It's worse than I imagined.
He's troll BFFs with a troll who won't even reveal his blood type
Fuck, Karkat - don't take this the wrong way bro, but
you have to tell me your blood color.
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-- omniponentDictator [OD] has started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --


OD: Karkat, can I ask you a question?


CG: JEGUS.


CG: WHAT

OD: Is it possible for a troll to have black feelings for an Alien?

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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling omniponentDictator [OD] --

CG: WHAT IS A PLANT THAT HUMANS WOULD HAVE THAT MAKES SOMEBODY INTO A HAPPY MORON????

CG: AND IS IT POISONOUS??

OD: No...

OD: Kenny and Stan got to you Guys, didnt he?

OD: You’re all doomed. Kill yourself now.

OD: There’s no Cure for Hippititus.

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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

OD: Sup Karkat.

CG: WHAT THE FUCK

CG: DON'T YOU "SUP" AT ME, YOU RANCID PIECE OF TRASH

CG: WE AREN'T FRIENDS HERE

OD: It's been a while, hasn't it? Just wanted to see how far along you Guys were. We're totally rockin it out on our Game.

CG: AND IF WE WERE FRIENDS, IT WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY RESCINDED FOR USING SUCH SHITTY SLANG

CG: YEAH, RIGHT.

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carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling omnipotentDictator [OD]
CG: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY IS YOUR SCREENAME ON MY TROLLIAN LIST
CG: THIS ISN'T A ROLEPLAY THING, IS IT?
CG: NEPETA IF THAT'S YOU, STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH WRIGGLER PRETEND GAMES AND DO SOMETHING ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE FOR ONCE IN YOUR TERRIBLE HEADACHE-INDUCING EXISTENCE.
OD: First off Kid, turn your fucking Capslock off. You're not intimidating anyone.
OD: Secondly? I'm like 6'0 and 270 Pounds. I eat Trolls like you for Breakfast and I've been gaming for much longer than you have. So save your "Wriggler Pretend Games" or whatever the fuck you just said for the Playpen and come back when you've got some Hair on your Balls. Maggot.
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