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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has started trolling omniponentDictator [OD] --

CG: WHAT IS A PLANT THAT HUMANS WOULD HAVE THAT MAKES SOMEBODY INTO A HAPPY MORON????

CG: AND IS IT POISONOUS??

OD: No...

OD: Kenny and Stan got to you Guys, didnt he?

OD: You’re all doomed. Kill yourself now.

OD: There’s no Cure for Hippititus.

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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering caligulasAquarium [CA] --

OD: Ay, so Eridan was it? Fishtroll? Seen you in the Memos my HomeTroll, still keeping it classy?

OD: get it because youre a classist Troll Nazi.

CA: not anymore

CA: hasnt your leader spoken wwith you yet

OD: You mean me? Have /I/ spoke to myself yet?

OD: No, I'm not a crazy Asshole.

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-- bootyInspector [BI] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI: eric

BI: dude.

BI: :|

OD: What?! ITS FUCKING HYSTERICAL,

OD: Oh shit - I didn't give him Greek Wedding. Or Gypsy Weddings,

OD: Hold on he's got to watch that Shit.

BI: why do you even have that shit

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--omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering incitedtoRiot [ITR]--

OD: Gregory, tell your fucking GRUNT to start LISTENING TO WHAT I TELL HIM.

OD: How are we supposed to fucking win this game if we can't even SHARE INTEL.

ITR: God, what.

ITR: I assume you mean Christophe?

ITR: Who, as I might point out, is not my grunt.

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--omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering hatesGuarddogs[HGD]--

OD: Christophe, what can you tell me about that Horse Troll?

OD: Does he really have a Boner for You?

HGD: quoi

HGD: what the fuck are you talking about

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-- loves2Spooge [L2S] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD]--

L2S: Hey asshole

L2S: I need you to set up shit in my game

OD: WHAT A COINCIDENCE! Look who it is!

OD: I was just talking about you to Karkat today, and how you're a drunk and won't accomplish shit.

OD: Of course you need Help.

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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

OD: Sup Karkat.

CG: WHAT THE FUCK

CG: DON'T YOU "SUP" AT ME, YOU RANCID PIECE OF TRASH

CG: WE AREN'T FRIENDS HERE

OD: It's been a while, hasn't it? Just wanted to see how far along you Guys were. We're totally rockin it out on our Game.

CG: AND IF WE WERE FRIENDS, IT WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY RESCINDED FOR USING SUCH SHITTY SLANG

CG: YEAH, RIGHT.

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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] stopped pestering bootyInspector [BI] --

OD: Kenny, why do you think the trolls have been quiet?
BI: troll mating season, dude they all go into heat and spend a week having troll eggs or shit
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-- bootyInspector [BI] started pestering diip5hiitNugget [DN] --

BI: ericcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc sutp

BI: *stip

BI: *stup

BI: *sup


DN: Don't fucking tell me.


DN: Dont.


DN: Fucking.


DN: Tell Me.

BI: hahahahah

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--omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering hatesGuarddogs[HGD]--

OD: Christophe for the Love of Fuck

OD: How do you put up with that fucking Piece of Work you call a Boyfrend.

HGD: quoi

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--omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering incitedtoRiot [ITR]--


OD: Alright Gregory, you're in the Game, you know the Ropes, you've met the Aliens - Now I think its Time to talk Business.

ITR: God. You're still insisting on these random capitals?

ITR: And what sort of business are you wanting to discuss? Preferably some sort of strategy regarding advancing through the levels? Or is that too much to hope for?

OD: Did you not see how the Trolls talk? They have Quirks too, I told you its a Game Thing!

ITR: Have you suddenly alchemised yourself into a troll?

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--gallowCallibrator [GC] started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD]--

GC: 4R3 YOU TH3 RUST TYP1NG HUM4N

OD: Not another one.

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<< TWINARMAGEDDONS HAS INITIALIZED TRANSFER OF heycheckthii22hiitout.exe TO OMNIPOTENTDICTATOR. DO YOU ACCEPT Y/N? >>

OD: Are you a Troll?

OD: Is this going to give me a Troll Virus?

OD: Am I going to have one of your fucking Things jump from the Screen and mouthrape me and then somethings going to pop out of my fucking Stomach?

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--omnipotentDictator [OD] started pestering incitedtoRiot [ITR]--

OD: Well well well. My how the Tables have turned. So who needs saving who's life now?

OD: Oh right, you need me to save your Ass.

OD: If you've read that Instruction Manual so much, why did you put yourself in this Situation?

ITR: I need your assistance in completing my entry into the session, just like every other damn player in this game.

ITR: This isn't news.

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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] began pestering bootyInspector [BI] at 17:08 --

OD: Kenny, seriously, there's something weird going on in this Game. Has anyone besides any of us IMed you?

BI: uhhh no dude but

BI: some fucking imp thing with killer tits killed me yesterday so you know

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carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling omnipotentDictator [OD]
CG: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY IS YOUR SCREENAME ON MY TROLLIAN LIST
CG: THIS ISN'T A ROLEPLAY THING, IS IT?
CG: NEPETA IF THAT'S YOU, STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH WRIGGLER PRETEND GAMES AND DO SOMETHING ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE FOR ONCE IN YOUR TERRIBLE HEADACHE-INDUCING EXISTENCE.
OD: First off Kid, turn your fucking Capslock off. You're not intimidating anyone.
OD: Secondly? I'm like 6'0 and 270 Pounds. I eat Trolls like you for Breakfast and I've been gaming for much longer than you have. So save your "Wriggler Pretend Games" or whatever the fuck you just said for the Playpen and come back when you've got some Hair on your Balls. Maggot.
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CRONUS: hey good looking vwhat's cooking?

OD: Jesus fuck if I have to deal with your stupid fucking 'wwhining' one more fucking Night I am going to filet you over a Skillet you sappy Fish Fuck.Read more... )

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