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-- loves2Spooge [L2S] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD]--

L2S:
HEY FATASS
L2S:
get your ass out of the void
OD:
Nope.
OD:
No no no no no
OD:
No no no no no
OD:
No no no no no no no no no no
L2S:
Dude the trolls can get you in the void
L2S:
they can't get you on your own damn planet
OD:
Uh, I've been doing pretty good so far.
OD:
And yeah they can!
L2S:
I'm busting my ass trying to get shouty to agree to not kill your fucking dreamself
L2S:
no they can't
L2S:
they can't reach our fucking session you moron
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Dude your Moirail is SHOUTING the same shit at me
OD:
incessantly
OD:
and you know what? You can all fuck yourselves.
OD:
I'm fine.
OD:
I'm going to FIND A WAY out of this void.
OD:
FINISH my quests
OD:
go God teir
OD:
and SHOW ALL YOU that I can rule the trolls and be totally awesome doing it.
L2S:
dude we're gonna have christophe pull your ass out of there the second he gets on
L2S:
so long as your ass gets back here and you do your fucking quests
L2S:
and stop harassing the trolls so much that they want to kill you
L2S:
then it's good
L2S:
just
L2S:
get your ass back here
OD:
I don't have to listen to you.
L2S:
You kind of fucking do because I'm the one who talked shouty into getting the trolls to not kill your dreamself
L2S:
so unless you want me to tell him that it's totally fine to let them go cut it into pieces
L2S:
plus you just said you want to find a way out of the void and finish your quests
L2S:
that's literally
L2S:
what I'm trying to do asshole
L2S:
get you out of the void
L2S:
and here
L2S:
doing your part of this stupid game
OD:
Oh really? Convinced him how?
OD:
Or is this some trap.
OD:
Is it a trap, Stan?
L2S:
Fuck no I had to ask that dumbass for help and I'm not happy with it
L2S:
I had to talk kyle down from dealing with you because fuck you he doesn't need that stress in his life
L2S:
so fatass get your ass here and do your part of the game willingly
L2S:
or I'm going to go full butters on field trip partner duty on you and drag your ass here to be responsible
OD:
Dude you don't even want to go there.
OD:
how did you HEAR about that shit
OD:
do you know the shit he tried to pull?
L2S:
from butters
OD:
It wwas AWFUL.
L2S:
obviously
L2S:
yeah
L2S:
so get your ass back here
OD:
Butters lips are as loose as his ass.
OD:
Fuck that guy.
L2S:
and fill out our party - ew
L2S:
what the fuck
L2S:
I didn't need to know what
L2S:
jesus christ
OD:
Just a heads up!
L2S:
I'm just
L2S:
going to repress that now
L2S:
whatever pack up whatever you want from the void
L2S:
and get here
L2S:
while I
L2S:
go drink that memory away
OD:
I thought you and Butters were like part of some secret club.
L2S:
no
OD:
That's what he told me.
L2S:
dude don't interupt me I'm drinking
OD:
Melvins?
L2S:
before kyle gets here and we alchamize together guitar hero with ddr for drunken guitar ddr
OD:
Like, the gay kids?
L2S:
oh my fucking god
OD:
You want to go be in denial about being part of the gaykid club with Pip and Butters then go ahead.
L2S:
I'm not even going to fucking talk about htis
L2S:
it was not a club our parents made us play together one night while they were at a party
L2S:
I fucking called them melvins
OD:
right.
OD:
I mean that would make sense, that you butters and pip turned out to be the gay kids,
L2S:
dude
L2S:
you're the one with the crush on kyle
L2S:
how am I the gay kid
OD:
its not a crush
OD:
We're pitch.
OD:
There's a difference.
OD:
You wouldn't understand.
L2S:
how is a troll crush not a crush if you want to fucking bone him
OD:
Stan, that's crude.
OD:
Don't talk that way about your moirail.
L2S:
Dude you're calling me gay when you want to bone a fucking HE'S NOT MY FUCKING TROLL BOYFRIEND
L2S:
jesus christ
OD:
Stan why do you have so much inward homophobia.
OD:
Hating gay people is so like
L2S:
you're the one
OD:
Its all about hating gypsies now.
L2S:
who fucking started this by saying I was part of a gay
L2S:
dude
L2S:
all the gypsies are dead
L2S:
I mean
L2S:
until we save the planet
L2S:
but you started this by saying I was fucking part of a gay kids club
L2S:
when you
L2S:
want to fuck
L2S:
kyle
OD:
Who said that I wanted to fuck Kyle?
L2S:
Dude
L2S:
you keep saying he's your troll boyfriend
OD:
It's to piss him off OBVIOUSLY.
L2S:
well get off his fucking case
L2S:
like from now on bug me or gregory
L2S:
kyle has his own shit to worry about right now
OD:
Like what?
L2S:
Like none of your damn business asshole
OD:
He's my pitchmate, dumbfuck.
OD:
I have the right to know.
L2S:
he needs to level up and catch up to us and you need to get off his back
L2S:
you just said you're only saying this shit to piss him off
L2S:
and now you're acting like it's true so I have to tell you shit
L2S:
are you
L2S:
fucking
L2S:
retarded
L2S:
you dipshit

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