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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started trolling hatesGuarddogs [HGD] --

OD:
Christophe.
OD:
Can you uh, shove me in some void?
HGD:
no
HGD:
it does not work like that
HGD:
i can turn you invisible maybe though
HGD:
and maybe that is the same thing
HGD:
but this is your bullshit even i know that thing was bullshit that you made
HGD:
and i think trolls are fucked up as hell
OD:
Yeah
OD:
I agree.
OD:
Nepeta and I talked.
HGD:
i thought you were one
HGD:
oh
HGD:
wait which one is that
OD:
And uh, I should not have made that powerpoint public.
OD:
And I DO identify with trolls but
OD:
in order for them to accept me I think I need to lay low for a while.
OD:
And she's the Cat one.
HGD:
fucking hell
OD:
The heart player.
HGD:
i think you need to not be a troll because they are fucking weird as shit
OD:
Yeah... yeah they're pretty serious about killing me I may have
OD:
embraced this a bit too much.
OD:
Maybe.
HGD:
wow
OD:
Fucking trolls.
HGD:
this chick is fucking badass if she is making you see even a petit peu d'raison
HGD:
i have not talked to her
HGD:
i do not know a cat one
HGD:
wait
HGD:
wait is that one equius's monorail
OD:
And I am NOT being petit!
HGD:
i did not say you ARE petit dumbfuck fucking hell
HGD:
maybe just your brain
OD:
She just made me realize that my lifes in actual fucking dangter now.
OD:
And yeah that's her.
HGD:
well i do not know why i should help you since we can just use their player now
HGD:
except gregory might get mad or some shit
OD:
Come on, Christophe!
OD:
You know as well as I do that theyre serious now!
OD:
You can't ACTUALLY let me get killed1
OD:
I mean, I really thought this was some kind of initiation thing.
OD:
and nep told me no so...
OD:
Yeah.
HGD:
you obviously have not actually talked to any of the trolls do you even realize they go around killing each other for fun anyway
HGD:
equius has died once because he pissed one of them off
HGD:
and they are on the same team not a different fucking species
OD:
Damn.
OD:
I might have heard about that actually
OD:
I think that was fish troll.
OD:
And now fish troll wants to split me and two AND strangle me.
HGD:
well
HGD:
i can hide one of you
HGD:
but not your dream one because i do not have that one anymore
OD:
.. thats the one theyre going to cull
OD:
and I haven't even gotten to god tier yet!
OD:
Well hide this body obviously since its my REAL one.
OD:
I guess I have to hide somewhere on prospit then,
HGD:
i guess you will but you are shit at hiding
HGD:
so they will probably get that one
HGD:
but pas problem kenny seems fine without it
HGD:
and anyway dying is pas problem in the first place
HGD:
so who gives a fuck
OD:
Is death really not that big of a deal?
OD:
I only died once but it was really quick
OD:
and also not technicaly real.
OD:
no wait
HGD:
it has been pas problem both times that i have done it
OD:
it was real.
HGD:
hurts like a fucking motherfucking bitch
HGD:
but whatever
OD:
Well hopefully it won't get to that.
OD:
You rock, Christophe.
OD:
Danke Schoen.
HGD:
whatever
HGD:
meet me at my planet i can only do that shit in person
HGD:
bye
OD:
Done.

-- OD has stopped pestering HGD --

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