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-- arsenicCatnip [AC] started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] --

AC:
:33 < *ac quietly and swiftly cr33ps into the hive of od and growls what the fuck??*
OD:
I don't know what I did fucking wrong, Nep!
OD:
I was just trying to help!
OD:
And they accepted me, but now they want to cull me.
OD:
is this just some kind of initiation thing?
AC:
:33 < no!
OD:
So
OD:
they really want to cull me then.
AC:
:33 < purrhaps they wouldnt if you werent such a butt purrpetuating your silly class centric shipping
AC:
:33 < which is harmless
AC:
:33 < mostly
AC:
:33 < but
AC:
:33 < also i cant tell the yellow haired humans apart
OD:
the angry one is ITR
OD:
the happy one is BI
AC:
:33 < oh ok i s33
OD:
And yeah shit, I mean, relationships are serious and all
OD:
but isn't this shit supposed to come naturally to them?
OD:
Weren't you all raised to follow orders from HIC?
AC:
:33 < i f33l like we were sorta left in our own clusterfuck while she took care of things in space with the grown up trolls
AC:
:33 < but i nefur paid much attention
OD:
Oh.
AC:
:33 < and when we beat this game and stuff who even cares
OD:
Well that explains a lot.
OD:
But don't you guys WANT to still be the best?
AC:
:33 < sure! but does the best have to be all pedigr33 br33ding and boring crap??
AC:
:33 < laaame
OD:
Well thats what Equius implied
OD:
and your WHOLE FUCKIN culture
AC:
:33 < i think it should be
AC:
:33 < whatefur makes us happy
OD:
Fuck.
OD:
Then I fucked up big time.
OD:
but it's not MY fault you guys all decided to throw away the best fucking system EVER
AC:
:33 < and even a highblood like my sweaty meowrail understands the impurrtance of meowraillegiances betw33n the classes
AC:
:33 < and he totally dipped into lowblood crushing he is the biggest hypurrcrite around!
OD:
Yeah
OD:
Kyle would be a lowblood too.
OD:
I guess I'm a hypcrite as well
OD:
I mean fishtrolls dating that lowblood psychic guy.
AC:
:33 < so
AC:
:33 < you would be a purple blood huh??
AC:
:33 < what is your troll name?
OD:
erickh kartmn
AC:
:33 < aww :DD
OD:
And yeah I'm a purple blood
OD:
and man I should start using my quirk again
OD:
I captitalize Nouns.
AC:
:33 < try it!!
AC:
:33 < but i simply have to point out and i know equius brought this to attention as well
AC:
:33 < you shipped
AC:
:33 < me and you?
AC:
:33 < what
OD:
Uh...
OD:
Yeah.
OD:
Well, whatever! You're a nice troll and you're cute.
OD:
And you remind me of Ms. Kitty and a make believe friend I had back when I was a kid.
AC:
:33 < a purrtend furiend?
OD:
Yeah
OD:
her name was polly prissy pants.
OD:
She killed all my other friends and then I had to put her down but.
OD:
She was one of my best friends and was super cool.
AC:
:33 < thats scary
OD:
It was.
OD:
But I still loved her even though she was a killer.
AC:
:33 < didnt you f33l bad for your other furiends?
OD:
I did, but I knew she meant well deep down.
OD:
That was a long time ago anyway.
OD:
I have real friends now.
OD:
Who.. unfortnately pawned me off to get culled.
AC:
:33 < so i saw
AC:
:33 < um but you sort of
AC:
:33 < had it coming apurrently
AC:
:33 < ? :'33
OD:
Thanks nep.
OD:
I know you're not red for me or anything and I don't know if I'm really red for you you're just a really awesome friend and really kewl.
AC:
:33 < what kind of fellow shipper would i be if i let your dumbassery continue
AC:
:33 < without any enlightenment on hearts stuff
OD:
But a lot of those ships make sense though, right?
AC:
:33 < sollux and aradia are an adorable pale ship
AC:
:33 < and terezi and vriska as black no doubt about it
AC:
:33 < oh oh
AC:
:33 < ok to be honest equius and feferi in a kismesitude would be furly hilarious
AC:
:33 < dont tell him i said that
AC:
:33 < dont you tell a soul erickh
OD:
Aww Shit yeah I KNEW it!
OD:
I won't tell we can keep our Ships to ourself.
OD:
You don't think Karkat and Sollux are black?
AC:
:33 < well sollux is already black for eridan and karkat is blackcrushing on someone else
OD:
REALLY
OD:
who
AC:
:33 < i would nefur say even if i knew!!
AC:
:33 < fuck i shouldnt have said anything
OD:
OH man.
OD:
Now I have to figure it out.
OD:
Is it terezi? Theyre fighting in the memo.
AC:
:33 < no no you dont
AC:
:33 < i said i dont know for certain :((
OD:
ugh FINE I guess I'll do some digging.
OD:
I mean, I'm on your team now.
OD:
I just have to convince them not to cull me.
OD:
Which should be easy I mean, I've studied trolls more than anyone else has!
AC:
:33 < purrhaps you may want to hide just in case
OD:
yeah
OD:
I'm going to go with that.
OD:
Where should I hide?
AC:
:33 < youll think of something big guy just make sure your bodies are both safe
OD:
Christophe's hiding my real one in the void.
OD:
And the one on Prospit I guess I have to.. find a hiding place good enough.
AC:
:33 < dress it up like a silly carapacian and they will nefur even know
OD:
Fuck, I didn't even THINK of that! AWESOME!

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