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-- loves2Spooge [L2S] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

L2S:
Hey fatass do you really think you're a troll
OD:
I just IDENTIFY with them.
OD:
Okay?
OD:
They have the superior culture.
L2S:
Dude in their culture you'd be dead for being fat
OD:
NO
OD:
First off, fuck you I'm not fat.
OD:
Secondly, being buff makes you a HIGHBLOOD.
OD:
Horsedick troll is buff!
L2S:
Dude trolls aren't gonna put up with fat
OD:
WHO'S FAT
L2S:
you dude
L2S:
like if anyone here is a troll it's christophe but only that's like ...kinda similar?
OD:
Christophe's too UNCULTURED to be a troll.
L2S:
you know what dude
L2S:
you are totally right
L2S:
Now that I think about it that's probably why you never fit in quite right with us humans
L2S:
you are totally a troll on the inside
L2S:
you should tell that to all the trolls
L2S:
in person
OD:
Really?
L2S:
Yeah
L2S:
I mean they respect badasses so you're perfect for them
OD:
That's what I thought!
L2S:
they'll totally make you an official troll
OD:
Well that's the goal after I give this presentation on the next memo.
L2S:
holy shit
L2S:
yeah you should do that memo
L2S:
like
L2S:
right now
L2S:
I bet they're all worried about not having a leader
L2S:
since shouty sucks so much at it
L2S:
they need someone to swoop in
L2S:
and lead them to victory
OD:
You think so?
OD:
I think shouty's been too soft too, yeah.
OD:
Shit man I should finish this like
OD:
tomorrow.
L2S:
yeah and he's probably like a green or whatever the low blood is
OD:
Yeah haha no wonder no one takes him seriously.
L2S:
yeah
L2S:
You should make this presentation as big and public as you can
L2S:
so they know you're serious
OD:
This is going to be the biggest ye- hey wait a minute.
OD:
Why are YOU trying to like
OD:
get me to do this.
L2S:
I feel sorry for the trolls man
L2S:
lost their world
L2S:
gave up all hope of getting it back
OD:
I'm
OD:
the Bard of Hope.
OD:
I can give it back to them.
OD:
Ho shit now i know what I was meant to DO.
OD:
IVE GOT TO RESTORE HOPE TO THE TROLLS
OD:
So much to do so litte FUCKIGN time.
OD:
Maybe Ken can steal me some
OD:
FUCK
OD:
-- OD stopped trolling L2S --
L2S:
Fucking shit this is going to be great

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