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-- bootyInspector [BI] started pestering omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI:
dude remember when you went batshit crazy and threw all your toys away? which ones was that, like, polly peemypants and there was like... a bear?
OD:
What are you talking about? I didn't play with toys like that...
OD:
I played with like Muscleman Mark and maybe Clyde frog.
BI:
yeah ok dude ok sure you didn't
OD:
And Peter Panda.
OD:
And Rumpletumpskin who was this badass dragon.
OD:
And there MAY have been a doll named Polly Prissypants.
OD:
But she was like, the chick character.
OD:
Or else they'd all be gay.
BI:
dude I really don't care about your elaborate fantasy life here lol
BI:
I got your doll though!
OD:
Then why the FUCK are you ask-
OD:
what.
OD:
Which oen.
OD:
one*
OD:
Jesus,
OD:
which one.
BI:
the chick one lol
BI:
that was the only one I could remember haha
OD:
You have Polly Prissypants.
OD:
In your posession
OD:
right now.
OD:
I shot that Psychobitch like nine times.
BI:
yeah she's mad fucked up dude
OD:
How is she alive.
BI:
like you want it or should I just pitch it ?
OD:
NO
OD:
no
OD:
Give me the code.
BI:
dude I'll just like... drop it off, I'm not keeping a copy of your weird doll
OD:
Okay fine yeah, like
OD:
this Robot Sprites getting creepy without Kyle's soul in it.
OD:
I'm going to throw her in.
BI:
lol wtf did you do to your sprite ?
OD:
Idk when Kyle came into the Sphere the Kyle part got sucked out.
BI:
huh
BI:
well dude good that shit was weird
BI:
no lie
OD:
It was just to piss Kyle off!
OD:
I don't know why you're all calling me out on being gay with him or whatever.
BI:
dude
OD:
what kenny.
OD:
What.
BI:
dude
OD:
Yeah.
OD:
That's the way its going to be okay.
OD:
It was a joke.
BI:
dude.
OD:
THE TROLLS HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS.
OD:
LETS BE BETTER AT /ONE/ FUCKING THING.
OD:
And have uncomplicated relationships and be awesome.
BI:
dude dunno why you're all up in the troll's grill
BI:
they're gonna kill you if you don't watch your ass
OD:
Yeah the Bee Troll said he's coming over to Prospit to kick my ass? But it's cool.
OD:
It's part of the plan.
BI:
dude for real watch out you're gonna cry if you don't have a dreambody no more
OD:
Wait
OD:
shit
OD:
why
BI:
cuz then when you sleep (or die, motherfuck) you don't go to the planets it's more like
BI:
uhh
BI:
these really fucked up normal dreams but they're totally not?
OD:
What.
OD:
So I won't be able to fly on Prospit anymore?
BI:
yeah so don't let him kill you lol
OD:
But
OD:
he has zappy powers.
OD:
Do I need to wear like a rubber suit?
OD:
Shit I need to do some research if I'm going to stay alive.
BI:
man how the fuck would I know
OD:
Who would know how to beat him.
BI:
probably a troll, dude, I don't fuckin know
OD:
WHICH one?
BI:
one who's not standing in line behind kyle to kick your ass, probably
BI:
lol
OD:
Oh shit maybe I can ask his Kismeshit.
BI:
yeah ask the dude's fight boyfriend how to fight him
OD:
Dude if he's his kismesis he'll WANT to see his Boyfriend beat to a pulp
OD:
right?
BI:
who knooows lol
OD:
That didn't work.
OD:
and he didn't even let me do the Fish Dick Joke.
BI:
dude I told you
OD:
Fuck this, I'll ask someone else.
OD:
Fishtroll wants to kill me too.
BI:
dude!
OD:
Does anyone NOT want to kill me?!
OD:
Oh right, Nepeta.
OD:
She's fucking awesome,
OD:
have you talked to her yet?
BI:
who?
OD:
Cat troll.
OD:
Though you can't bone her.
OD:
She's off limits Ken, seriously.
BI:
nekochan, you say >:D
OD:
Nope.
BI:
aw dude
BI:
man I can't bone any of them tho they all want ~committment~
OD:
Don't even fucking go there Ken, she's awesome we hit it off.
OD:
Oh right.
BI:
siiiiiiigh :, (
OD:
So I take it nothings gone anywhere with Terezi?
BI:
dude terecita is cool as fuck, we're just hanging out
OD:
Sure.
BI:
man whatever, believe what you want :)
BI:
so who's neko-chan? I won't hit on her I promise
OD:
arsenicCatnip
OD:
And seriously Ken, don't.
OD:
She's cool and I think I have a chance.
BI:
that's cool dude I'll put in a good word for you
OD:
Really?
BI:
sure lol
OD:
Sweet, thanks Ken.
OD:
You're the best moirail ever.
BI:
dude I'm not a troll I'm not your monorail
OD:
You are though, so deal with it. I'm going to go see who know's bee troll's weakness. brb
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