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-- omniponentDictator [OD] started pestering centuarsTesticle [CT] ! --

OD:
Horse troll!
CT:
D--> My name is Equius
OD:
Sure, whatever.
OD:
What's the lowest class you'll bang on the hemospectrum.
CT:
D--> E%cuse me
CT:
D--> How is this
CT:
D--> 100d topic
CT:
D--> Something you w001d want to discuss with me
OD:
Answer the question or forever hold your piece.
OD:
peace*
OD:
hah.
OD:
Because I have a feeling I know the answer.
OD:
You wouldn't bang below Blue.
CT:
D--> It
CT:
D--> Depends on the nature of the relationship
OD:
"Bang" means Pail.
CT:
D--> I
CT:
D--> Had guessed that
CT:
D--> But there is a bit more leeway in a kismetic relationship
CT:
D--> As lowb100ds are so easy to hold in contempt
OD:
No it doesn't.
CT:
D--> Obviously it does not go so low
OD:
There is NO excuse to pail below your class.
CT:
D--> But a midb100d perhaps
OD:
You KNOW this.
CT:
D--> Erm
OD:
You've gone soft, Equius.
CT:
D--> Given that no surviving trolls are of the same caste
OD:
No I'm saying you need to only look UP.
CT:
D--> Going to such e%tremes w001d lead to our e%tinction
CT:
D--> While I am certainly superior to a cer001ian
CT:
D--> It w001d not be too bad if I had one as a quadrant mate
CT:
D--> For a matespirt obviously one tries to be no more than one shade away
CT:
D--> For a kismesis there can be a slightly larger gap but obviously not too large
CT:
D--> After all as contemptable as a lowb100d can be
CT:
D--> What kind of rival c001d they make
OD:
You're still cumming in a bucket right?
CT:
D--> That
OD:
So it doesn't matter!
CT:
D--> You
CT:
D--> What
CT:
D--> Stop
OD:
Don't give into temptation Equius.
OD:
There are FINE TROLLS Above you, okay?
CT:
D--> I order you to stop l00d discussions of pailing
OD:
You can't Bang Fish Princess though, she's taken.
CT:
D--> I have no intention of dating any lowb100d trolls
OD:
GOOD
OD:
Okay so... how do you feel about the Clown troll?
CT:
D--> That
OD:
Or the Fish one?
CT:
D--> Is none of your concern
OD:
Not Fish princes.
OD:
Princess*
OD:
OH SHIT YOU WONT ANSWER EITHER
OD:
I know what thaaaaat meaaans.
CT:
D--> Because you are a random stranger
OD:
Okay good
CT:
D--> Asking about my relationships
OD:
Stay Red for him, alright?
OD:
You HAVE TO
CT:
D--> What
CT:
D--> Which one do you think I am red for
OD:
You know which one, shhhhhh
OD:
It's alright, you're feelings are valid and true.
OD:
You're in the right here, YOU haven't gone off track.
CT:
D--> I have red feelings for neither of them
OD:
Your friends are just- WHAT!?
CT:
D--> I believe I told you I had a matesprit of the same b100d caste as me
OD:
FUCK THAT
OD:
You can't FUCK Christophe!
OD:
Or a ROBOT.
CT:
D--> I
CT:
D--> Goodness
CT:
D--> What
CT:
D--> Why do you think I
CT:
D--> Stop
CT:
D--> I demand you stop any and all discussions as to who I may have feelings for
OD:
You know who you can't demand? Fishtroll or Clown troll.
OD:
The ~forbidden fruit~ huh?
OD:
Well guess what, they're still obtainable!
OD:
They're totally in your cluster~
CT:
D--> Nor do I have red feelings for them
OD:
You're black for one of them though, right?
OD:
Please dear fuck you're all in DANGER here.
CT:
D--> What
CT:
D--> Danger from what
OD:
From Mutants.
CT:
D--> Mutants
OD:
Yeah i figured it out.
OD:
From watching those Movies.
OD:
I know where Mutantbloods come from
OD:
They come from crossclass breeding.
CT:
D--> No
CT:
D--> Or it w001d have been banned long ago
OD:
They didn't know!
OD:
And now they do!
CT:
D--> Genetic mutations are a natural part of any species evolution
CT:
D--> And has a known cause
CT:
D--> Did your species never learn what evolution was
CT:
D--> Mutation is caused on the dna level during a trolls original formation
CT:
D--> Due to latent radiation from the sun
OD:
Yeah the fucking retards are born by like, bad genes and stuff!
CT:
D--> Yes genes mutate in terrible and awful ways
CT:
D--> Resulting in things that need to be culled for the good of the species
CT:
D--> It is not caused by inter-caste pairings
CT:
D--> Not that I am endorsing such things
CT:
D--> The SCANDAL alone
CT:
D--> The horrible, uncouth, titilating scandal
OD:
Scandal is right.
OD:
and you're above such frivilties.
OD:
That's why you're already black for one of the two highter than you and, well
OD:
It's okay to be shy about who you're red for.
OD:
I'm afraid of Clowns too.
CT:
D--> I am not red for Gamzee
CT:
D--> Nor the seadweller, while you're throwing about accusations
CT:
D--> I am not even attracted to sea dwellers
CT:
D--> Their musc001ature is not
CT:
D--> To my taste
OD:
But Eridan's black for you!
CT:
D--> Hrk
CT:
D--> That
CT:
D--> W001 e%plain some things
CT:
D--> But does not negate my ultimate disintrist
OD:
What would Eridan have to do
OD:
for you to be pitch for him
CT:
D--> I
CT:
D--> Why are you doing this on his behalf
OD:
Because he can't be with Sollux.
OD:
Karkat's black for him.
OD:
and they're meant to be.
CT:
D--> I'm afraid I have intentions for my black quadrent elsewhere
CT:
D--> And have no desire to get entangled in any of their relationships
OD:
For the love of fuck who is it.
CT:
D--> None of your concern
CT:
D--> You are a human
CT:
D--> Why do you even care about troll relationships
OD:
Because I have plans.
OD:
Schoene Plaene.
OD:
I don't want to know who you're pitch crush is.
OD:
It'll change.
OD:
I swear it.

-- omniponentDictator [OD] stopped pestering centuarsTesticle [CT] ! --

-- omniponentDictator [OD] started pestering centuarsTesticle [CT] ! --

I SWEAR IT

-- omniponentDictator [OD] stopped pestering centuarsTesticle [CT] ! --
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