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--carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling omniponenetDictator [OD]!--

CG:
YOU FAT SACK OF SHIT
I WILL SAY THIS ONCE AND ONLY ONCE
YOU SOLICIT MY MOIRAIL AGAIN AND I WILL PUT A SICKLE SO FAR UP YOUR HUMAN NOOK IT WILL BE LIKE A HIDEOUS BLOODY PUPPET SHOW
SHIT WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE A NOOK. FUCK.
I WILL *MAKE* YOU A FUCKING NOOK, THEN, AND THEN PROCEED AS PLANNED.

OD:
Oh fuck no.
It's worse than I imagined.
He's troll BFFs with a troll who won't even reveal his blood type
Fuck, Karkat - don't take this the wrong way bro, but
you have to tell me your blood color.

CG:
THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO DO IS CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES

OD:
No, man. It's for the good of your "moirail". I mean, I know you feel that way about him but like... you and I both know it's not going to work out.
Unless you're a highblood than that's totally fine.

CG:
NO SEE THIS ISN'T GOSSIP TIME
THIS IS I TELL YOU HOW IT IS AND BLOCK YOU TIME.
I TOLD YOU THE COLD STONE FACTS
AND NOW I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU

OD:
WELL FINE! I was just trying to help and spare you the heart ache! Or whatever trolls have.
Are you a highblood or not? I mean fuck, how can you be Troll BFFS with someone who you don't even know belongs in your class or not?
Eridan needs a fucking brain enema if he's going to lead Troll Kind one day.
Along with Fish princess.
They're red for each other, right?

CG:
YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON. WOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY THE DUMBEST CONVERSATION YET
DO YOU HAVE *ANY IDEA* THE STUPIDITY I DEAL WITH ON A DAILY BASIS??
AND YET HERE WE ARE
CHAMPIONS
YOU, OF BEING A DROOLING, USELESS MORON
AND ME, OF TOLERATING SHIT.

OD:
Are they red for each other, yes or no.
The fate of your race depends on it, You HAVE to realize this.

CG:
IN FACT, WHY DO I TOLERATE THIS SHIT.
WHY, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, DO I PUT UP WITH LITERAL, ACTUAL GARBAGE FLOWING ONTO MY SCREEN
LIKE SLURRY FROM A PORNO
EVEN I DON'T DESERVE THIS LEVEL OF GRUBFUCK STUPIDITY AND YET HERE WE REMAIN.
IT'S A PROBLEM, DEFINITELY.
BUT HEY IT'S ONE THAT'S EASILY SOLVED, FOR ONCE!!

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] has blocked omniponenetDictator [OD]!--

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] has unblocked omniponenetDictator [OD]!--

AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MOIRAIL

--carcinoGeneticist [CG] has blocked omniponenetDictator [OD]!--

OD:
You can't block-
shit.
I have to find out his Blood Color.

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