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-- bootyInspector [BI] has started trolling omnipotentDictator [OD] --

BI:
lol so I'm guessing kyle didn't kill you after all hahaha
OD:
Dude.
OD:
What was that.
OD:
When he fucking exploded, like what was that/
BI:
dude I dunno that's what I'm asking?
BI:
like what happened after my sweetass buzzsaw accident I missed the rest of the fight :(
OD:
No, kenny like
OD:
you know his normal Jew Rage, right?
OD:
Now imagine he's on speed AND crack.
OD:
That's what happened.
OD:
It was so
OD:
unbelievably
OD:
hot
BI:
dude
BI:
just, dude
OD:
I can't even process it.
OD:
Like,
OD:
seriously I'm so happy I just didn't like
OD:
lay it on him right there
OD:
the kiss was about as much as I could like
OD:
control myself to do.
BI:
dude did you seriously kiss him what
OD:
Yeah. Yeah I did.
OD:
I couldn't help it.
BI:
lol gross dude
OD:
It was the hottest I've seen him.
OD:
No, dude.
OD:
You don't understand
OD:
imagine the hottest thing you've ever seen.
OD:
Now imagine that hotness like
OD:
on top of you.
OD:
Glaring down at you.
BI:
dude you really need to like, get laid
BI:
by like, a normal chick
OD:
What normal chick, huh?
OD:
There's SO MANY
BI:
when we get home, whatever, dude
OD:
TO CHOOSE FROM.
OD:
Yeah, right.
OD:
So.
OD:
Terezi's OBVIOUSLY with shouty now.
OD:
But
OD:
did you see that OTHER hot troll??
BI:
dude they're all hot
BI:
for real, 12 for 12 would bang
OD:
They're all?
OD:
You think SHOUTY is hot?
BI:
sure dude why not dude's got like, little scruffy kinda thing
BI:
I'm not talking personality man I'm saying looks
OD:
He looks like a hobbit.
BI:
yeah I'd bang that dude who was in the new hobbit movie too, he's fine as hell
OD:
Jesus.
OD:
man no wonder you'
OD:
ve died of AIDS like
OD:
three times.
BI:
lol whatever
BI:
#yolo
OD:
Worth it? What if you get a troll disease.
BI:
lol like what, that shit that's killing all the bees?
OD:
Yes.
OD:
Who knows maybe Bee Trolls behind it.
BI:
lol whatever dude sollux is a legit dude
OD:
Did you SEE the shit he did to me?!
OD:
He threw me around like a fucking PLAY THING.
BI:
no dude I was dead remember
OD:
No man in the beginning!
BI:
ohh
OD:
BEFORE Kyle chainsawd your head off.
BI:
yeah lol that was pretty funny dude
OD:
NO IT WASNT
BI:
dude yeah it was hahah
BI:
it didn't hurt you so what's the problem?
OD:
Oh okay, lets see how YOU like getting TOSSED AROUND LIKE A FUCKING RAGDOLL
BI:
lol sounds fun
OD:
You SERIOUSLY
OD:
have the WEIRDEST DEFINITIONS OF FUN
OD:
Tell me, is getting CHAINSAW'D fun?
BI:
nah but it's quick
BI:
but like I said dude you didn't get hurt any worse than like, you guys would on a fucking roller coaster or whatever
BI:
ok dude so kyle says I was there at the end of the fight or whatever?
BI:
so I'm gonna try out my new timecorder thing
OD:
What.
OD:
What are you trying to do.
OD:
You were there like
OD:
for half of it.
BI:
show up where I was supposed to be hahaha
OD:
Ugh you'll PROBABLY just get killed again.
OD:
And I won't be there to hold your shit.
BI:
no biggie
OD:
I'll be under Kyle
OD:
Suppressing my boner.
BI:
gross dude
BI:
like you know he don't like you back, man

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