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-- omnipotentDictator [OD] started trolling hatesGuarddogs [HGD] --

OD:
Christophe.
OD:
I have been searching for
OD:
I don't even know what time it is
HGD:
oui well you are in the fucking void
HGD:
it is nothing
HGD:
what do you expect
OD:
What do I EXPECT?
OD:
The trolls have OBVIOUSLY forgotten about the fucking fight! Now get me OUT of here!
HGD:
ah
HGD:
oui
HGD:
i do not know how
OD:
I EXPECT you to do your-
OD:
what.
HGD:
you never asked if i could get you out again
HGD:
and i cannot
HGD:
désolé
OD:
THAT WAS FUCKING EXPECTED YOU FUCKING BACKSTABBING COWARDLY INDIAN GIVER FRENCH ASSHOLE.
OD:
This is TYPICAL
OD:
I should have seen this MOTHER FUCKING coming.
HGD:
whatever bitch i saved your fucking life sending you in there
HGD:
i am working on it
HGD:
if you had asked in the first place i would have told you no i do not know fucking how
HGD:
dumbfucker
OD:
You know? I didn't think it was a lot to expect that like
OD:
you could press forward AND rewind on your fucking powers.
HGD:
well they do not work like that
OD:
Or are you REALLY one of those brokenn VCRs that only go one eay?
OD:
OH SO YOU ARE.
HGD:
i can only steal void right now i cannot get things out of the void
HGD:
that is why i am a thief
OD:
SO then what.
HGD:
and not a fucking knight or whatever
OD:
This is it?
HGD:
dumbfuck
HGD:
gregory can maybe get you out he can turn me not invisible
OD:
What, are you saying GREGORY can help?
HGD:
he cancels out what i do so
HGD:
maybe
HGD:
he can maybe help
OD:
He's the kni- oh
HGD:
if not i will have equius do it
OD:
Wait so you guys have like
HGD:
or i will figure it out
OD:
opposite powers like
OD:
opposites attract even though youre both basically the same person/
HGD:
quoi
HGD:
what the fuck are you talking about
OD:
That
OD:
is the cutest thing I've heard in weeks.
HGD:
quoi
HGD:
quoi
HGD:
quoi
HGD:
fuck you!
OD:
Holy... I mean
HGD:
i will leave you fucking in there
OD:
I was SO bummed out when the trolls ignored me? But at least YOU guys are getting some head way!
OD:
FUCK finally!
HGD:
what the fuck are you talking about
HGD:
i am getting far on my quests oui
OD:
Is
OD:
Is Gregory with you?
OD:
do you have matching outfits.
OD:
DO YOU HAVE MATCHING OUTFITS?
HGD:
what
HGD:
what matching outfits
HGD:
what the fuck are you talking about
OD:
Ohhhh my god.
OD:
You need them.
OD:
If you god tier and your outfits match? I will DIE>
OD:
I will just DIE.
HGD:
quoi
HGD:
we are not the same aspect
HGD:
why would they be the same
HGD:
we are not the same planet for dreaming either
HGD:
what the fuck are you talking about
HGD:
you are fucking worse than fucking equius
OD:
I mean they wouldnt be the fucking SAME obviusly!
OD:
But they'd be like, corresponding since you guys are ~linked~ and
OD:
oh shit I don't know whether you guys should be red or pale.
OD:
Just get me out of this void and I can figure it out!
HGD:
what
HGD:
what the fuck
HGD:
are you troll fucking quadranting me and gregory
HGD:
fuck you putain!
HGD:
we are not fucking trolls!
OD:
But seriously though, what are you guys right now.
OD:
I mean if you cant pull me out of this FUCKING void the LEAST you can do is give me updates on people.
OD:
Are Kenny and Terezi banging yet?
HGD:
who is terezi
HGD:
which one, i guess
OD:
The one who licks everything!
HGD:
the chick? how the fuck should i know
HGD:
if she licks everything then probablement they have hooked up hah except oh fucking wait we cannot get to their planets dumbass
OD:
FUCK you guys havent figured that out yet?!
OD:
JESUS
HGD:
why can you do it
HGD:
if you can do that then just get your fucking self out of the void
HGD:
fucking hell
HGD:
you are an idiot
OD:
NO I mean
OD:
I thought that's what you fucks were working on!
OD:
While I was out here avoiding certain death! Have you guys done ANYTHING useful?
OD:
For fucking Christ
HGD:
oui we are trying to get you the fuck out
HGD:
fucking hell you have not even been in there that long
OD:
YES I HAVE.
OD:
I'm starting to SEE things.
HGD:
oui they are the gods or whatever they are like cthulu
HGD:
just make friends with them
HGD:
you are good at that oui
OD:
Yes but...
OD:
I can't reach them they're like
OD:
everywhere
OD:
and no where
OD:
I call out for them and I just get this weird fucking sound back.
OD:
It's freaky as balls just GET ME OUT.
HGD:
oui
HGD:
i am trying etc
OD:
was that etcetra or my initials.
OD:
If it was etcetra WTF do you mean?!
HGD:
it was et cetera
OD:
You're taking too fucking slow, are you having another fucking PICNIC with Horse Troll again?
HGD:
fuck you!
HGD:
i will take as long as i want
HGD:
and it was not a fucking picnic
HGD:
and he is not a fucking horse

OD:
You wish he was a horse.
OD:
You know now that all hopes dead for the trolls to ACTUALLY listen to me? I might as well support you going Red for Eq.
HGD:
what
OD:
Have them go extinct that way.
HGD:
i am not going fucking red for anyone you fucking idiot
HGD:
i do not even date
OD:
Well you better start! Didn't your dreamself die or something?
OD:
You're running out of time.
HGD:
what
HGD:
for what
HGD:
what the fuck
HGD:
if i get horny i will just fuck kenny like usual pas problem what is this dating bullshit
OD:
But you don't
OD:
but you don't LOVE Kenny.
OD:
You don't BELONG with him.
HGD:
so
HGD:
i do not love anyone
OD:
BULL.
OD:
SHIT.
OD:
HOOFBEASTSHIT even.
HGD:
what
HGD:
c'est vrai
HGD:
anyway what do you care if i love anyone or not
HGD:
that shit just makes you more easy to kill
OD:
because if you're MADE for each other which you CLEARLY ARE if your powers work in fucking TANDEM together
OD:
then CLEARLY
OD:
You should do something about it.
OD:
But DONT LISTEN TO VOID BOY over here.
OD:
Might as well be your IMAGINARY FRIEND.
HGD:
they are not working together they are canceling each other out did you not hear me
HGD:
and i do not know what you are trying to imply anyway
OD:
FIGURE IT OUT
OD:
and when you do?
OD:
Maybe you can fucking - no wait youre as dumb as a stump
OD:
FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ME OUT FIRST
OD:
then I'll walk you through your Eurotrash Love Story.
HGD:
i am not doing this bullshit
HGD:
people accuse us of this sort of shit all the time why do you think i am careful about working with him
HGD:
regardless it is all bullshit or whatever and i am not fucking talking about it with you
OD:
You don't have to worry about them targeting him anymore.
OD:
There are no "them".
OD:
So just live like youre going to die tomorrow because you fucking might.
OD:
And then what? He'll never know.
OD:
So stop being a fucking coward and GET ME OUT OF THIS VOID for one
OD:
and stop denying yourself what you want.
HGD:
i do not want anything
HGD:
i just want to beat this fucking game and go back to normal and i do not care what happens to you
OD:
You do though.
OD:
Or else you wouldn't be talking to me still.
OD:
Also I know you need me so fuck off.
HGD:
actually we maybe do not
OD:
Fuck off, you need a hope player.
HGD:
we can just use the trolls hope player
OD:
HAH
HGD:
and pas problem
OD:
like theyd let you.
HGD:
well equius would probably help get him to do it
HGD:
so whatever
OD:
Wait are you ENCOURAGING me dying?
HGD:
no i am just saying
HGD:
do not crawl so far up your own ass
OD:
Ive already got aliens LINING UP to do that shit.
OD:
So please, for the love of god, your relationship BS aside.
OD:
Help me find someone who can get me out of here that's NOT a troll.
OD:
Do that? And I'll get Gregory to like
OD:
suck your dick idk.
HGD:
quoi
HGD:
what the fuck
OD:
WHATEVER JUST DO IT

[[od stopped pestering hgd]]

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