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-- terminallyCapricious [TC] has started trolling omniponentDictator [OD] --

TC:
hEy PuDgY bRo.
TC:
tHoSe PiEs YoU gAvE mE
TC:
tHeY'rE lIkE wRoNg
TC:
LiKe SeRiOuSlY MuThAfUcKiN wRoNg
TC:
tHeY'rE LiKe HaRsH aNd ShIt
TC:
aNd ThEy BlEw Up ThE OvEn
OD:
SHUT UP ASSHOLE, I'm hiding.

OD:
You don't want to kill me too right?
OD:
Over fucking PIES?
TC:
sHiT nAh BrO, i DoN't WaNnA kIlL nO pEePs
TC:
BuT lIKe ThE OvEn iS bRoKe
TC:
My FuCkInG PiE pIlE iS oN fUcKiN fIrE
TC:
oH aNd nOw ThE FaErIeS ArE oN fIrE
OD:
So fucking use your bard powers or what the fuck EVER!
OD:
You haven't even TOLD me what they DO yet!
TC:
sHiT eVeRyThInG iS oN fIrE
TC:
wHaT's A bArD?
OD:
Nope.
OD:
Not falling for this.
OD:
I just notified your Leader.
OD:
Maybe THAT'LL convince him not to kill me.
TC:
aIn'T nOtHiNg TuMbLiNG dOwN dAwG
OD:
It will!
OD:
Since youre OBVIOUSLY retarded at life and just set your hive on fire JESUS
TC:
nAw BrO, nOt mY cRiB
OD:
what
OD:
Where?
TC:
wElL yEaH pArT oF tHe HiVe, bUt A lOt Of ThE PlAnEt tOo
OD:
Oh so EVERYTHING is on Fire.
OD:
You set your WORLD on fire.
TC:
iT's CoOl tHo, ThErE's StIlL ThIs PaRt ThAt iSn'T bUrNiNg. jUsT gOnNa ChIlL hErE aNd gEt cOoL wItH tHiS FrEsH IcE cOlD
OD:
And by Ice you mean...
TC:
A mIrAcLe FuCkIn ExLiXiR dAwG
TC:
tHeY'rE eXtRa FuCkInG sPeCiAl wHeN yOu PiCk eM cOlD oFf ThE BuSh
OD:
What. fucking bush.
OD:
You're lucky I'm bored as FUCk out here in this void.
TC:
mUtHaFuCkIn fAyGo BuSh bRo, dUh
OD:
Oh right, you get drunk off of stupid SODA.
TC:
wHaT tHe fUcK iS 'SODA'
TC:
sOuNdS fAkE
OD:
Pop.
OD:
Coke.
TC:
mAn YoU cRaZy. lOoK aT yOu mAkInG Up wOrDs LiKe YoU BeEn ToUcHeD By ThE mIrThFuL MeSsAiHs
OD:
I have.
OD:
I'm Troll Jegus.
OD:
I just realized this like, five minutes ago.
TC:
oH sHiT!
TC:
wAiT wHo ThE fUcK Is jEgUs?
OD:
Look at my powerpoint assshole! He's the last dude on the slide!
TC:
dUdE i dOn'T WaNnA SeE yOuR AsShOlE, eVeN iF yOu ArE pOiNtInG aT iT
OD:
FUCK YOU! Like you'd EVER get to see my butthole!
OD:
I am SICK of aliens trying to get all up in it!
OD:
Even in my fucking DREAM you all don't leave me alone!
TC:
mAn yOu pInK DuDeS sUrE aRe WeIrD. AlL ClImBiNg In PeEpS aSsHoLeS aNd ShIt. wHaT's So GrEaT aBoUt YoUr AsShOlE aNyWay?
OD:
A lot of things but NONE of them concern you.
TC:
oH wOw sO NoW It'S lIkE a FuCkInG mYsTeRy aNd ShIt
TC:
wHaT KiNdA FuCkInG SeCrEtS Do YoU pInKiE dAwGs HiDe In YoUr AsShOlEs?
TC:
sHiT, nOw i KiNdA wAnNa kNoW
TC:
iS iT lIkE PrEcIoUs AnD sHiT?
OD:
I am NOT talking about my BUTTHOLE to a clown.
TC:
tElL mE
TC:
wHaT hAs It GoT iN iTs AsShOlE PrEcIoUs?
TC:
iTs GoTtA bE fUcKiNg WhImSiCaL iF eVeRyBoDy WaNtS a PiEcE oF DaT aSs
OD:
I'm.
OD:
I mean yeah EVERYONE wants a piece of my ass because it's a precious commodity.
OD:
And its highly coverted by aliens and humans alike.
OD:
But I guess you're just going to have to keep guessing! I'm not a whore like Kenny.
OD:
Besides I already assigned you Quadrants.
OD:
Go red with Horse Troll.
TC:
HoRsE tRoLl?
OD:
Equius
TC:
oH yOu MeAn My lItTlE eQuInE bRo? wE aIn'T fUcKiNg LiKe ThAT
TC:
tHaT's JuSt FuCkInG WeIrD
TC:
hE's GoT a ThInG fOr ThE rObO lAdY aNyWaY
TC:
wHy ArE yOu PaIrInG pEePs OfF aNyWay? AiN't ThAT my FuCkIn FeLiNe fRiEnD's MaIn jAm?
OD:
Is it! She and are both bitchtits like that.
TC:
oH oK tHeN
TC:
bUt tRuE fAcTs BrO, i DoN't wAnNa Be AlL rEd AnD ShIt fOr ThE HoOfBeAsT dUdE
OD:
too bad hes obviously SOMETHING for you!
TC:
tHaT's StRaIgHt Up TwIsTeD bRo
TC:
wAiT wHy YoU PuTtiNg Me AgAiNsT My FiShY fRiEnD tOo? MaN dAwG, tHaT's SoMe HaRsH biZnAsTy MaN. YoU fUcKiNg WiTh SoMe BaD sHiT bRo
TC:
oH sHiT, fIrE Is gETtINg aLl Up In My bIzNeSs
OD:
Well I helped you out your leader's on his way.
OD:
So you shouldn't cull me either.
OD:
I have to go find the fucking backdoor to this place
OD:
BRB

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